is the new ozzy show full of win or fail?

[malcolm]

apparently there's gonna be a new osbournes show called "osbournes reloaded" premiering this week on fox.

it's gonna ahve sharon and ozzy and jack on it and it basically looks like a fucked up variety hour show with guests doing things like the stripping granny and such. *shudders*

i think personally it's great seeing the osbournes back on tv cus i loved that show when it was out but this looks like it may fail right out of the gate. if it even makes it out the gate........

I sya that cus well, aside from game shows, most variety hour and talent shows are novelty at best and usually fade off tv within a season if not two.

anyways i still plan to see it cus well, come on, it's ozzy osbourne,should there be another reason?

what do you think though?

[Pull~My~Hair]

Watching Ozzy makes me sad....don't get me wrong i'm sure i'll totally watch the show, but it hurts a little to see him so debilitated. Part of me just wishes he would die a legend before he becomes a huge joke. Like watching your grandpa pee himself or something.

[malcolm]

yeah. he seems pretty animated in the promos.
it's just kinda surreal seeing the self proclaimed
"prince of bloody @#$%ing darkness"
hosting a variety show lol

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I think Sharon Osbourne is the devil. Let the old man retire already. She keeps saying that he loves doing this shit, but I think she just loves the money. How else could you explain a man that was a hero years ago to so many headbangers, now being reduced to a fucking circus act. It's just so wrong on so many levels.

[Mr Karl]

yes, wrong it is.................I can't watch the show

[toxicat]

Ouch, I dunno.
Anyone else here really like Kelly?

[malcolm]

i got mistaken as kelly once when i went to a pride festival wearing a shaggy pink wig.

[Nicotine]

I want to like them, I really do. I just can't.

[vampiregothchick]

Nothing is more sad than "the prince of darkness" turning into a feeble old man.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Nothing is more sad than "the prince of darkness" turning into a feeble old man.

George Bush?

[malcolm]

nah he's always beena feeble old man lol

[malcolm]

well, it aired tonight......pretty funny for the most part. loved the little skit where ozzy was reenacted the what a feeling scene from flash dance.

the burger joint scene was cute until he started intentionally tripping and throwing shit at the customers but the part where his daughter bitched out the guy in the was epic for anyone who has ever had to work at the food service industry and had to deal with assholes like that..

the littlest osbourne skit was a bit too much and ofcourse they have the big forced marriage proposal still to come.

oh! and the blindfolded makeout session with the guy and his girlfriend who they then replaced with a really old lady was funny.

overall it was good to see the osbourne family back on tv but i dont know how long this show will last on the air.

[LaurenWK]

I kind of never want to see Ozzy, again.... I want to remember him as he was, haha.

[LaurenWK]

Watching Ozzy makes me sad....don't get me wrong i'm sure i'll totally watch the show, but it hurts a little to see him so debilitated. Part of me just wishes he would die a legend before he becomes a huge joke. Like watching your grandpa pee himself or something.

BEFORE he becomes a huge joke? God, I went to an Ozzfest, a few years back, and was excited to see him. I ended up leaving, two songs into the set, because I was worried that he would fuck up a song I really liked and ruin it for me forever.

[malcolm]

thats why i dont do concerts.

[LaurenWK]

thats why i dont do concerts.

I was there for work, haha.

[malcolm]

lol well then that's a little different. that's like when i worked for atomic and had to go to some lame ass over priced and poorly managed otaku fest

[toxicat]

Watching it right now. It appears that it is full of wail.

[malcolm]

yeah it's iffy but cute in parts. i dont like jack so much.

[SyntheticShock]

I watched it last night in hopes of it being funny, but it wasn't put together very nicely. And poor, poor Ozzy did a flashdance sequence! I mean, it made me laugh, but I think I was laughing because it was sad to see.

[Toe Cutter]

I liked it. I thought it was funny. Ozzy seemed totally there.

[LaurenWK]

I liked it. I thought it was funny. Ozzy seemed totally there.

I didn't even see it, but... if you think Ozzy seems totally there, then I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're not totally there....

[Toe Cutter]

I didn't even see it, but... if you think Ozzy seems totally there, then I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're not totally there....

Whatever... You can assume all you want, but you didn't even see it. So perhaps you should refrain from being so judgmental of me AND the Prince of Darkness.

[LaurenWK]

But... perhaps not.

[malcolm]

they were talking about it on the radio this morning. turns out they cut it off in florida because of the kiss out scene in the begining. and the flashdance scene was epic. especially the end where he rips that loud ass fart while he's pulling the wedgie out. epic.

[Mr Karl]

I actually forgot to watch it