shitty day

[malcolm]

spen two hours burning a badass mychemical romance mix cd-compiling the songs and editing em into a fuckin awesome ensemble tat flows smooth as a fuckin icecube's shit and then thi orning-the fukin cd i burnt it onto goes spastic and starts skipping like an obsessive compulsive jumproper on crack so i shattersthe cd in my hand (hot.)no money so no lunch and had no time for breakfast and and my tummy is kilin me cus i had pizza last night
(cheese and garlic on it) work was so fuckin borin-mostly lookers and shit-tten found out one of the letters on the sign above the door is hanging loose so i had to get rickety ladder an haul my fatass up it to readhese said letter. hadto listen to some asshockey go on for about half an hour aout how much he wasnt scared of knives and how he loves guns etc. etc. etc. which mad me wish i had a gun right about then and then when i finally get some food into my system and im cillin at my computer desk reburning that bitchin mcr cd----------well, that's kinda embarassng actually cus i have no control over when i get sick over dairy so ill leave that out. ugh. oh! ad my compy decided to reboot to udate as i was gettin comfy too.

anyone got a bathtub of gin filld with donkey hung guys in luchadore-masks they aint using rightnow ?

[Exquisite]

*hugs for Malc* sorry luv my bathtub is kinda empty at the moment.

[malcolm]

you now whts realy bad? i thnk im drinkn a thee day old diet pepsi too cus i misplaced my new one and this one tastes stale.(does best fay-wray scream queen impression inside head)

[evilstonermonkey]

heh, i got a bathtub full of- oh, that im not using right now?

umm... gimme a buzz in a day or two, huh?

[mmmcherry]

*huggss*
if i knew where to find one, i would send you a bathtub fulla gin and hotties

[malcolm]

*huggss*
if i knew where to find one, i would send you a bathtub fulla gin and hotties

thanksh. just woke up and yeah-that diet pepsi was three days old just found my one i bought last night in the firdge.

[mmmcherry]

booooo... was it in a bottle at least? cause thats somewhat drinkable... not if its in a can, hell no.

[malcolm]

it was in a bottle ive just got a thing about drinkin from stuff after someone else has drunk from it or if its been sttin out for a few days-it makes me feel sick. it's like kissing ugly peole-ewwwwwww!

[mmmcherry]

eeehw...

[malcolm]

i know! so gross,right?

[mmmcherry]

yeah hahaa, i dont mind the taste of flat warm coke as long as its MY flat warm coke!!!! and cant be older than a day.

[malcolm]

yeah-thats okay. shit, this one day when we werecleanig up spirit at the end of the season, i bougt eveyone drinks from the dollar tree and me and this one dude (the guy from previous posts who cant hold his liquor) had theae drink and i accidentaly took a swig of his cus i tought it was mine and he is sooooo uggos and i was like urgh! for the rest of the day.

[mmmcherry]

hah eww... not fun. drinks need nametags hey?

[malcolm]

yeah-or people need to stay close to their drinks istead of leaving em by me while they go on to do something on the other side of the store.

[mmmcherry]

no shit haha.. next time put EXLAX in their drink!

[malcolm]

i should. kinda miss spirit now-last week was the last week for us working there. now it's just the sword shop again.

[mmmcherry]

theres gotta be someone at the sword shop whos drink you can spike!

[malcolm]

theres gotta be someone at the sword shop whos drink you can spike!

lemme see....i work with a mormon,a catholic and a swordsman.....um....nah.

[mmmcherry]

hah be careful!

[evilstonermonkey]

a mormon, a catholic and a swordsman? wow... whos psyhoest?

[OliX]

anyone with a torture symbol around their neck (cross) gives me creeps....

[malcolm]

a mormon, a catholic and a swordsman? wow... whos psyhoest?

ME! lol