I wasn't having a go at you. It's just that the Normals sometimes make me so fucking annoyed! They insist you conform to their rules, they are comfortable in their suits so you should be too.
It's like work. My wife works for a call centre, so customers don't see her, and yet the company went mental about her piercing, because they didn't look professional. She had to scare them by claiming they were part of a pagan ritual and couldn't take them out.
My work isn't much better. I work in an Archive area (lots of dusty shelves, lots of lifting, walking around, you've probably seen the like) but the department expects us to wear shirts and ordinary pants. I wear either skin tight canvas jeans or combat pants, big boots to tuck them in and t-shirts. They complain because I'm not smartly dressed. I dress for the job. I don't care if it's the damned government, if I'm not seeing the customers duing the day, what harm can a Damned t-shirt do?
Sorry, Rant over...
Back to the dress...
Used a bit of Duct tape here and there. I'm told there have been people who've made whole dresses and tuxs from it, even down to the Corsage!
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