>Sings songs of conquest, while drinking mead from a horn.
>Insists that the bedroom window have a point at the top.
>Constantly sharpening spearpoints.
>Makes blood offerings to Wotan.
>Talks in a language that is "sort of like German".
>Voted most likely to sack Rome for the High School yearbook.
>Signs the yearbook in runes.
>Brings home a freshly-killed deer every Friday.
>Never tires of almost-raw venison for Friday dinner, but won't eat vegetables.
>Thinks that Vandals are a bunch of sissies.
>Depending upon age, lords it over Pomerania, Dacia, Ukraine, Spain, or Italy.
Guilty as charged...Never tires of almost-raw venison for Friday dinner, but won't eat vegetables.
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