This game came about when me and my friends were sitting around bullshiting and the topic of anti-drug ads came up. One of my friends laughs and says "Oh yeah! Haha, 'Nobody ever says I wanna be a junkie when I grow up."
I turned toward him and said:
"That's true.But nobody ever says "I wanna be a succesfull proctologist when I grow up," either. And how many of them do you think are wrist-deep in butthole right now?"
We kept trying to come up with different versions and I also came out with:
Nobody ever says "I wanna manually masturbate farm animals for the process of artificial insemination when I grow up." But I bet there's a dude headed to the barn with a bucket and a smile right now..."
And:
"Nobody ever says "I wanna be a battered woman when I grow up."
But look how many stupid bitches don't know when to shut up."
How many good ones can you fine folks come up with?
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