Originally Posted by
Black Spiral Dancer
I've had the "I thought we were just friends!" one as well, as well as "It's not you, it's me!", "I didn't want to hurt you, you're too nice...", "I need some space..." and I've used "Just leave me alone!" to a girl I was only seeing because she had been 'stalking' me for months, and it was easier to date her than have her calling me at 2am in tears. I was seeing her for 18 months (a period in the middle of a 4 year span when I had NO SEX!) and just got sick of her and her "white-trash" family, so one day after she just left me in the middle of a shopping centre, I went home only to have her call me, asking where I went. After saying "Obviously at home!" (before I had a mobile) and she said we needed to talk, I said what was the point, and leave me alone.
It was the best way to break up with a girl that wanted a boyfriend that looked like either Brandon Lee or Chuck Norris and was also a Virgin! I only know 1 person looked like Brandon Lee, and he was definitely no virgin!
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