How do you hit on someone/like to be hit on online?

[incog]

I was hanging out with a girl I used to bang while she was looking at one of those profile sites. I think it was *******. She made a date with a guy who started the conversation with just a smiley face. WTF? That would not work on me unless the girl was an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10. How do you hit on someone/like to be hit on online?

[Amelia G]

Bitches love smiley faces. I love it!

Guys always write to me on ******* and say "hey girl, 'sup." This appears to be some kind of mating call I remain unfamiliar with.

[VoldtaEngler]

I get a lot of "your very cute"..out of nowhere.
The woman's version of the internet mating call is so much more mature than a guys "sup"

[mmmcherry]

but voldta you ARE cute!!
heh yeah... i hate being hit on by guys online, cause most of the time its pretty rude and immature... not fun at all. im like... no. just no.

[Amelia G]

I get a lot of "your very cute"..out of nowhere.
The woman's version of the internet mating call is so much more mature than a guys "sup"

'sup

[Lady Alias]

I woo you wif mah noob winks ; ) ; ) ; )

[Black Spiral Dancer]

If I wanted to do anything like this, I'd mail them a funny picture.

[Mindgames]

'sup

Now you see that works. Amelia saying 'sup transfers all the invisible emotion of concern, humor and a hint of a possibility of meaning behind the triple-bluff. It's the sort of thing Kate would say, Jack would half-hear and Sawyer would frown at.

A guy saying 'sup conveys something between "You screwin anyone?" and "wanna?"

[Velvet-Tongue]

Just woo them with your d20 knowledge.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Just woo them with your d20 knowledge.

Knowing absolutely nothing about d20 system, (and not wanting to) this wouldn't work!

[Velvet-Tongue]

Well come on BSD, for you its easy. Just wait for a full moon and make them your werewolf woman

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Why turn them? It's bad enough one of us having "A Time of The Month" without my wife having one as well!

[inox]

I prefer to just be sent a Flynt-style vag shot and some meeting coordinates.

Honestly, though, I'd prefer a woman be direct if she's going to hit on me. Perhaps not quite that direct, though.