Can just sees the judge's face as your two selves walk into court, and the bailiff announces the case as, "In the matter of so-and-so vs. so-and-so..."
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The judge would need to take Valium or Xanax, many, MANY, Valiums or Xanaxs, to get through sorting that one out.
Additional bits of courtroom drama-turned extravaganza include: Defendant to Plaintiff: "Listen, Bud. If you weren't me, I'd sock ya right in the puss!!!!"
Plaintiff: "Well, don't let that stop ya, Jack!!!!"
Defendant: "OK, Mack. You asked for it(Defendant takes a swing at Plaintiff. This is immediately followed by a sea of bailiffs descending on the Defendant and hauling him away, as he shouts Al Pacino's famous lines from "And Justice For All" about the judge, trial and system all being out of order.)!!!"
Once the Defendant's been hauled out of the courtroom, the Judge looks around it, scowling at everyone present, then saying, "What a revoltin' development THIS is!!!"
Ah, nothing like old Looney Tunes and Jimmy Durante gags to lift when one's in need of a few good jokes, or two, or ten, or twenty....
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