post 2 real facts and 1 fake fact about yourself

[Mindgames]

if fugu's prepared correctly the residual levels of toxin in the flesh make your lips numb and your gums tingle.. it's strange but in a nice way. Problem is that if it's prepared wrong it feels exactly the same, until you stop breathing and die...

My last one was #1 - this is the only forum I'm a regular on where what I say isn't tax-deductible, even when I'm arguing about the price of music!

VE I'll take a wild stab at #1, as if nothing else you can't possibly mix Cyberlox and dumpster juice without some terrible consequences.

[Pull~My~Hair]

pmh, im gonna guess 1. again, eww.

nope totally true...I hate country now, you cant pay me to listen to it

but the fake one was 3, i've never been married

[Bikerpunk]

Third one is a lie...

As in, my guess for the above was the third one... noone wants to hazard a guess at mine?

[VoldtaEngler]

BP- I'll say the National Enquirer one is a lie..dont know what a bacon of 2 is.

MindGames - Being adopted is a lie for me.

[Bikerpunk]

BP- I'll say the National Enquirer one is a lie..dont know what a bacon of 2 is.

MindGames - Being adopted is a lie for me.

#2 was the lie - it's my ex-wife who was related to Constable.

[VoldtaEngler]

Ok, so what is a "Bacon number of 2" anyway?

[Bikerpunk]

Ah, crap. I double checked this. I thought Perry had a Bacon number of 1. It turns out he has a bacon number of 2, making me have a bacon number of 3.


Kevin Bacon has a bacon number of 0 - he's Kevin Bacon.

Matthew Perry (I) has a Bacon number of 2.

Matthew Perry (I) was in Almost Heroes (1998) with Steven M. Porter
Steven M. Porter was in Rails & Ties (2007) with Kevin Bacon

I acted with Matthew Perry on more than one occasion, giving me a Bacon number of 3.

Sorry, I thought he had a BN of 1, before.

[evilstonermonkey]

well in that case ill guess #1 as the one you INTENDED to be untrue since everyone is, traced far back enough, related to everyone else. granted, protohumans are a fair bit back, but you did say distant

and everyones ignoring my one. i am so unloveded

[Pull~My~Hair]

and everyones ignoring my one. i am so unloveded

Im going with number 3 ...I mean there had to have been a drunken night where your axe was used at least

[VoldtaEngler]

ESM - Ill go with 3 as well... and it's not that I think we are ignoring the posts, But like me I tend to miss them all sometimes when I skim through :^)

[evilstonermonkey]

pfft.like thats gonna make me feel better...im not important to even get skimread... :P

[Mindgames]

...im not important to even get skimread... :P

I'll say that one's the lie.

<-- can't resist the chance to tie a thread's logic in knots.

Me again (a little boring this time.. but hey.)

1 - I retired at age 26 (but it only lasted 8 years)
2 - I have a human burial in my back yard
3 - My neighbors on both sides have died in the last 3 months

Items 2 and 3 are not, I say not, connected.

[Vaughn]

1) I once lit my genitals on fire for money.
2) There's a painting of me in the bathroom of a Tokyo rock club.
3) I'm allergic to apples.

[Head Wreck]

wouldnt that be more interesting if it were.

i'd like to think 2, but its obvious, and if your playing this like i do its an unusual but true red herring

[keiko]

Vaughn - i want to say 3 cause for some reason 1 and 2 seem too likely.

~K

[Vaughn]

Vaughn - i want to say 3 cause for some reason 1 and 2 seem too likely.

~K

Ha...yeah, you got it alright.

[Flesh-Odium]

flesh, im gonna guess 1 because everyone else is going 3 and... eww.
pmh, im gonna guess 1. again, eww.

new ones for me:
i almost never got in any form of trouble at school, and was able to abuse that so when i did get caught i was rarely and barely punished for it since it was so out of character for me

i have 2 uncles who are younger than me

my ornamental axe has never been used on anyone

I call #3. A Machete is too large to fit into any backpack.

Er, if #3 is false.... um... .ew.

Im definatley saying #3 unless it was like a duffel bag

I grew up on country music I didn't even know other music existed until I was 11 or 12

I was expelled from school for distribution of drugs on campus, I attended a local community college and achieved an associates degree before finishing High School

I've been married twice, it was horrible, this time I wont get married

I love the responses I got through my post... and lets just say I could relieve curiosity and tell you all the truth... but then where would the fun in that be? I enjoy being thought of as a severe freak

[Black Spiral Dancer]

The next round for me.

1. I hate Garlic.
2. I hate Cucumber.
3. I hate Pinapple.

[OliX]

1.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I'll be honest, and say Wrong!

[OliX]

lousy vampire :P

now change your avatar

[grebo]

- i have long flexible fingers
- i have a long flexible tongue
- i have a long flexible penis

[evilstonermonkey]

lousy vampire :P

now change your avatar

werewolf,silly. im gonna guess pineapple,since for some reason a lot of people seem to hate on the paradse fruit.

[OliX]

werewolf,silly. im gonna guess pineapple,since for some reason a lot of people seem to hate on the paradse fruit.

tomato was first caled paradise fruit after spreading trough europe in 16. century... silly :P

[Black Spiral Dancer]

EvilStonerMonkey is correct, I love Pineapple!

lousy vampire :P
now change your avatar

And I have read a werewolf book where Garlic caused the bitten survivor to vomit at the faintest smell of it. I believe it was called Bad Blood, but I could be mistaken, since I have read a fair few Werewolf books

[SyntheticShock]

1. I fell at the top of an escalator, tearing my leg open and needing several stitches.

2. I lived in the ghetto, on the street I lived, there were 6 differant gangs.

3. I was born in Japan.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I would guess 2...

[Morning Glory]

OK, here's three things that happened to me today:

1. I won a $100 at the casino.

2. I met God.

3. I ran, or should I say walked away, from the cops and got away with it.

[Evilbink]

During my shoplifting days, I managed to steal 10 G.I. Joes at one time.

I dumped my girlfriend and within the hour I was sleeping with her best friend.

I often drop money at the mall just to see if anyone will return it to me.

[Morning Glory]

Two of these things have "thriftiness" in common, one doesn't fit the pattern. So i'm gonna go with 3 for the faker.

[shedevil666]

1. i love giving blowjobs and i love rough and slow sex in missionary, doggy and being on top

2. i have 4 ppiercings and 7 tattoos

3.im an orphan

guess which one is fake? guess where my piercings are. ask about tattoos.

[Bikerpunk]

#1 is fake.

[Donald Rilea]

better than someone saying For the Alliance!

I take it, Ms. Exquisite, you are not a Star Wars fan.

[Donald Rilea]

OK, my turn to be an Amateur Liar here.

1. Met Johnny Rotten at a friend's house in Vegas last year.

2. Visited China in 1985.

3. I just ADORE Skrewdriver's and White Lightning's musical styles.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Next round for me:
1 I don't like anal sex.
2 I don't like giving oral sex.
3 I don't like receiving oral sex.

[Donald Rilea]

Next round for me:
1 I don't like anal sex.
2 I don't like giving oral sex.
3 I don't like receiving oral sex.

I'll bite: No. 3.

[One Eyed Cat]

1. I went to kindergarten with a Blue Blood Model
2. I have tats of all my pets
3. I wanted to be a Veterinarian as a kid

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I'll bite: No. 3.

No need to bite. But, I'll have to say "NEGATIVE!"

[SyntheticShock]

My fake one was #3, I wasn't born in Japan.

I must say this is a good way to learn new and differant things about people.

[theUnclean]

Next round for me:
1 I don't like anal sex.
2 I don't like giving oral sex.
3 I don't like receiving oral sex.

#1?

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And my turn (wtf)

1 Met the Governator while working at South Coast plaza

2 Met Micheal Keaton while working at Fashion Island

3 Kicked out of Disneyland for having sex on a ride