Favorite profanity?

[Vaughn]

I enjoy the classics.

You?

[Ace]

If by classic you include "cunt", yes, yes I do.

I've found alot of people in Canada/U.S. freeze up at cunt...

...which is kind of ironic, don't you think?

[Lady Alias]

Favourite-favouritist? Call me cliché, but it would have to be "fuck".
You can get creative with it.

[Senior_Diablo]

i like fuck as well..and i actually like to say Scheiße(sp?), which is german for shit.lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FvPbxZmZxZ8

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

I always liked git. I think cause I have no idea what it actually means.

[OrganizedKhaos]

I think it depends on where you live .... in certain areas things are permitted.. and in other things are not...

Everyone's got their own things they feel right about saying....


So, say we all.... what feels right,

[helcyon]

I've found alot of people in Canada/U.S. freeze up at cunt...

not just there believe me... and I know... I am a cunt. Could explain why people freeze up at me hahaha.

Was drunk after work one day and I kept using that word, as is proper, and a colleague went all angry at me for using it in front of the girls blah-de-blah. So I explained to him don't ever even try to remotely fucking tell me what to do at all weneva, whereva, woteva and I then stalked off in a drunken little hissy-fit. Anyway... a week or so later he came to me and apologised telling me that his girlfriend told him to and he was being a dick about it. hahahaha oh my

[Magdalene]

"Fuck". What can I say? It's highly versatile.

[Wynden Nightshade]

I like cunt (no pun intended) big fan of dildos as well i use ut as an explative lol

[OrganizedKhaos]

I think I agree with all the above!!!!!!!!!!

...and yes, its the weekend, So yes I've been drinkin'

[Bikerpunk]

Cuntscab.

[evilstonermonkey]

ugh. the whole cunt thing pisses me off. i say it fairly often, but everyone around me gets shitty about it. my figuring is, its no more offensive than dick which noone has a problem with. that said, i rarely swear anymore, as i live with my nearly-2-year-old nephew and try to hold back. i like fuck for its flexibility of use and the fact that you can be lazy with it and still be effective ("fuck you, you fucked up fucking fucker" is simple, lazy and fun!) but these days tend to just make up rough sounding, gutteral words that seem to make me feel better the way swearing does.

[sickybuaaaaa]

I like to use the word crapijooooleeeh. Got no idea what it's supposed to mean, but I like to use it whenever I feel like a retarded person on drugs, which is, to be honest, pretty often.

[Vaughn]

I like cunt (no pun intended) big fan of dildos as well i use ut as an explative lol

Joe Rogan has a bit where he talks about what he calls "magic" words. Obviously I am not going to get into the whole N word thing but his take on cunt is what inspired me to start this thread. I'm sure you caan find it on Youtube or Netflix even but it's a riot and I too...like cunt.

[aXa]

my favourite, as in used most frequently, has got to be the ever versatile "frell." next up would be cunt; which i can only use around certain friends.

[Tinman]

im a fan of shit! lol
theres been so many versatile uses of shit, u can go monkey shit! u can just yell shit alot lol, similar to fuck, or u can get religion and have holy shit, lol, i mean u can even describe shit as fantastic usung itself, shit its the shit! its so all encompassing if u could use only one swear word ever again, its gotta be shit!

[Mr Karl]

watch a few episodes of Deadwood......that's my style

[helcyon]

whenever I feel like a retarded person on drugs, which is, to be honest, pretty often.

you a nicey

to be honest i haven't felt like that for hours. better go do something about it before i have to go to work in about 14.5 hours

[evilstonermonkey]

my favourite, as in used most frequently, has got to be the ever versatile "frell." next up would be cunt; which i can only use around certain friends.

yeah, i often use the fake-swears that shows use to sidestep the profanity ratings... frell, frak, smeg...

[helcyon]

what about the old-world charm of a "fiddlestcks!" or a "hokey-smokes!" or a "gadzooks!"

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I'm quite fond of Flange, but a few years ago a friend and myself were trying to think of the most offensive thing to call someone, just for a laugh. He came un with Fucktard (amalagamation of Fuckwit & Retard), so I added Inbred Nazi to the beginning, giving us Inbred Nazi Fucktard!

[Vaughn]

what about the old-world charm of a "fiddlestcks!" or a "hokey-smokes!" or a "gadzooks!"

Ahh...I like it.

[Bikerpunk]

Ahh...I like it.

Gadzooks was a good way to get yourself burned alive in the middle ages for blasphemy.

It actually means "God's Hooks" and is a euphemism for the Dolorous Nails upon which Christ was hung.

[helcyon]

Gadzooks was a good way to get yourself burned alive in the middle ages for blasphemy.

It actually means "God's Hooks" and is a euphemism for the Dolorous Nails upon which Christ was hung.

Crikey!

[Vaughn]

Gadzooks was a good way to get yourself burned alive in the middle ages for blasphemy.

It actually means "God's Hooks" and is a euphemism for the Dolorous Nails upon which Christ was hung.

See...fuckin educational even around here.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I'm also fond of Holy Zarquon Singing Fish!

[rikosaka]

yeah, you can't go wrong with the classic "fuck", my wife is always nagging me because I use it so much all the time, but I also like to call everything and everyone a "fucking puta" when I get angry.

For all the "cunt" fans, try using this, "manko" sounds like the Spanish word for bank, Banco, that's japanese for "cunt"

[Bacchus88]

I like to mix in Foghorn Leghorn, God damn boy your about smart as sack up of hammers. It isnt the word it self, it context... I believe some people hate pet names more than being called what ever..

What the fuck is wrong with you! Squirrelly headed bastard

[Bikerpunk]

I like saying JESUS HERBERT WALKER CHRIST around Republican asshole types. Makes their anuses just crimp right up.

[a_small_death]

I like saying JESUS HERBERT WALKER CHRIST around Republican asshole types. Makes their anuses just crimp right up.

I love using Holy zombie jesus shit around those types. I sure if witch burning were still legal I wouldn't be here right now.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Gadzooks was a good way to get yourself burned alive in the middle ages for blasphemy.

It actually means "God's Hooks" and is a euphemism for the Dolorous Nails upon which Christ was hung.

That's nice to know.

WOW.

[Vaughn]

I like saying JESUS HERBERT WALKER CHRIST around Republican asshole types. Makes their anuses just crimp right up.

May adopt this one.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

When something goes wrong, I like to yell, "ARSE BISCUIT!" It probably only works if you have a Geordie Accent...

[Nicotine]

Definitely "fuck". It's so versatile.

[OrganizedKhaos]

My dad wont 'cuss' ...but in effect he says words that take the place of actual cuss words...

Like: Fiddlesticks
Egg suckin' outfit
Razzle frazzle

and other fred flintstone approved words that have the same effect as the other more explicit words used in times of cursing

[Ace]

'Yeast-infected cumball' is nice and graphic.

Occasionally when I stub my toe or something I'll let out "fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" which never fails to get a few looks.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Thats so funny and should be classic thanks ace

[Thistle Harlequin]

If by classic you include "cunt", yes, yes I do.

I've found alot of people in Canada/U.S. freeze up at cunt...

...which is kind of ironic, don't you think?

i have "Cunt" tattoood behind my right ear in bright pink cursive


but my favorite profanity has to be a tie between "Wab" & "******" ...I love them both equally, i think they're hilarious!

[OrganizedKhaos]

I wanna see

[Bikerpunk]

You wanna see the pink cunt behind his ear?