just figured id make a dedicated thread, before OK overflows the interwebs :p
heres my contribution, to be fair:
three guys and a woman are stranded on an island. a few weeks in, the woman decides she cant take it any longer, and commits suicide. a week later, the men decide they cant take it any longer, and dig up the woman.
and...
A lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children were on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape. The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!” In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” to which lawyer replys, “Screw the children!”
Says the surprised priest: “Wait, we have time for that?”
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