If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

[Bikerpunk]

Yes. I do believe I have [s]masturbated furiously to[/s] watched the scene where she's showering in that film more than once.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Thats hott... I wonder if they have that clip on youtube...
I like the thought of men masturbating over ... something,. whatever

[motormenace]

1. 12 gauge sawed off shot gun (though, a nail machine gun would be a lot of fun!!!!)
2. well, either Captive of Society - Das Spiegelbild or Ministry - Jesus built y hot rod (long version)....
3. simple, my best friend Brice.....what are best friends for!????

[Bikerpunk]

Thats hott... I wonder if they have that clip on youtube...
I like the thought of men masturbating over ... something,. whatever

No, I've never taped myself masturbating.

Nobody wants to see that.

[DoctorZ]

IF I had to pick I'd pick Ronan...From Stargate Atlantis, OR starbuck FROM Gallactica

Oooo, Ronan turned into a Jaffa. Imagine him with the extra strength and longevity of a Jaffa... The wraith would die about 5 seconds after it happened.

Screw Teal'c, I'm talking Jaffa Ronan!

P.S. Sorry to all the people who have NO clue what I'm talking about.

[Rockwulf]

Ah, silly children picking Bruce (an actor) over the actual character he's famous for.

Jeez, you might say Christian Bale, but that don't mean Batman's swingin' down to save your ass...

[Bikerpunk]

Thats hott... I wonder if they have that clip on youtube...
I like the thought of men masturbating over ... something,. whatever

Men masturbating isn't necessarily hot, girl.

WARNING: WEIRD X-RATED LINK
http://heaven666.org/i-have-no-idea-...s-is-27442.php

[Ace]

But there's always that possibility that Jayne would shove you into the midst of the zombie mob just so he can get away.

Probably, but he'd say something really funny when he did it.

[VoltaireBlue]

-any 5th level priet's spell.

-the first song on emperor's equilibrium IX... can't remeber the name of it right now, and too lazy to get up and look.

-gary gygax.

[Amelia G]

-any 5th level priet's spell.

-the first song on emperor's equilibrium IX... can't remeber the name of it right now, and too lazy to get up and look.

-gary gygax.

Ooh, ZOMBIE reanimated Gary Gygax!

[VoltaireBlue]

Ooh, ZOMBIE reanimated Gary Gygax!

yeah that would like rule and stuff.

[Rockwulf]

He's the D&D guy, right?

[Amelia G]

He's the D&D guy, right?

Yes.

And kudos to you for choosing the fictional Ash over the less monster-fighting-ready actor who played him.

[Rockwulf]

Oh man, I love it when hot chicks geek out.

And thanks, I'm as big of an Ash-hole as you're likely to find, as you might have guessed.

[VoltaireBlue]

Oh man, I love it when hot chicks geek out.

And thanks, I'm as big of an Ash-hole as you're likely to find, as you might have guessed.

I've been playing table top D&D for many years now. I even have the original DM guide for greyhawk, which is 1st edition. my favorite to play though is Darksun, which is 2nd edition. If you only knew what a nerd I really am.... you'd laugh your ass off.

[Bikerpunk]

I've been playing table top D&D for many years now. I even have the original DM guide for greyhawk, which is 1st edition. my favorite to play though is Darksun, which is 2nd edition. If you only knew what a nerd I really am.... you'd laugh your ass off.

Naw, not really. Girl geeks rule.

[Rockwulf]

I've always wanted to give it a shot. But nobody I knew ever played and the few times I rolled into the local comic shop and things happened to be going on it was like a goblin parade. I've never seen anyone that seemed even remotely as cool as the Blueblood gang seems to be.

[Senior_Diablo]

and after that Coal Chamber song plays out, the next is LOCO

foshizzle ..or maybe Devildriver - Digging Up The Corpses

[Rockwulf]

Metallica's version of "Whiskey in the jar" would be good too.

[Bacchus88]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon, real or fictional.
2. one song, real or fictional, blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person, real or fictional, to fight alongside you


What are those three things going to be?

1.Danish War Axe and Venetian warhammer powerful one handed weapons
2. amon amarth - with Oden on our side ( but really i need sound track both industrial and Viking Lore metal.)
3. Frederick I Barbaross ( Charles Martel 2nd choice)

[Amelia G]

I've always wanted to give it a shot. But nobody I knew ever played and the few times I rolled into the local comic shop and things happened to be going on it was like a goblin parade. I've never seen anyone that seemed even remotely as cool as the Blueblood gang seems to be.

A while back, I was feeling despondent one day and thought I'd roll around the Valley and check out comic book, gaming, and horror stores. I was invited to participate in a couple of games. I did not play, but I sure felt double word score alienated after that.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Gamers don't expect girls to be into gaming, so when they find one that is good looking AND into gaming, they tend to panic, thinking it's a set up and they start looking for the Candid Camera team!

[Buster Friendly]

hmmm, some good answers here.

1.Green Lantern Power Ring. It can do almost anything, and I can always use it to drop heavy shit on the yellow zombies.

2.I figure that zombie fighting has got to be pretty stressful, so I'd like to relax with some Lounge music... I can never remember the names of specific songs, but probably something Henry Mancini wrote would be good and soothing. On the other hand "Last Caress" covered by Metallica is a'ight too.... nah, screw it, if it's zombies I want "London Dungeon" by the real fookin' Misfits dammit.

3.Miyamato Musashi, or maybe Genghis Khan. Conan would be good too.

[Senior_Diablo]

Gamers don't expect girls to be into gaming, so when they find one that is good looking AND into gaming, they tend to panic, thinking it's a set up and they start looking for the Candid Camera team!

there are alot more female gamers then most ppl probably think.. the thing is, the genres that females like tends to be a little different then what the majority of men prefer.. but i have come across some female gamers that like killing things and blowing shit up in video games..lol

[Magdalene]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon, real or fictional.
2. one song, real or fictional, blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person, real or fictional, to fight alongside you


What are those three things going to be?

1. A machete, to chop their heads off with until I can get to a higher floor and block off all stairways (zombies can't climb).
2. "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M.
3. Bruce Campbell, of course

[mystoo]

1. Killer Tomatos
2. Zombie Eaters(duh)-Faith No More
3. Henry Rollins

[DoctorZ]

1. Staff Weapon with detachable Zat'n'qital.
2. Creature Feature
3. Jaffa Ronan.

[Joel Awesome]

I've been playing table top D&D for many years now. I even have the original DM guide for greyhawk, which is 1st edition. my favorite to play though is Darksun, which is 2nd edition. If you only knew what a nerd I really am.... you'd laugh your ass off.

I think your the only other person outside my gaming group that has ever played darksun. I _loved_ that setting. Preservers and Defilers of Athas was one of the best spellcaster books from 2e. I loved planescape more though which is why I own every supplement ever for. Have you test driven 4e yet?

On topic-
My grandfather has a long shafted chainsaw for cutting high branches off of trees, it's like a chainsaw polearm. I'm pretty sure thats the best zombie fighting weapon ever.
Song- Anti-Soul mysterious lab from the Castlevania Symphony of the night soundtrack, or One Winged Angel from FF7
Person - HP Lovecraft

[SyntheticShock]

Wow, this is a tough one, I'm pretty undecided and thinking about too many options.

1. Machete or get all MacGyver and make myself a weapon combo.

2. The song has to be a hard hitting, angry one to get me pumped up.

3. Bruce Lee or Vin Diesel.

I meant to put Vin Diesel as Riddick from Pitch Black

[VoltaireBlue]

I think your the only other person outside my gaming group that has ever played darksun. I _loved_ that setting. Preservers and Defilers of Athas was one of the best spellcaster books from 2e. I loved planescape more though which is why I own every supplement ever for. Have you test driven 4e yet?

Lovecraft

I haven't tried 4e yet, I am just comming out of the dark ages and got the rule book for 3e, lol. what edition is planescape? I never heard of it. forgotten realms was fun too, but ravenloft blew ass, I could never really get into it. I'm actually looking to collect all the darksun stuff(I don't have it), and start DMing an adventure one night a week at my house. that would rule.

[Joel Awesome]

I haven't tried 4e yet, I am just comming out of the dark ages and got the rule book for 3e, lol. what edition is planescape? I never heard of it. forgotten realms was fun too, but ravenloft blew ass, I could never really get into it. I'm actually looking to collect all the darksun stuff(I don't have it), and start DMing an adventure one night a week at my house. that would rule.

Moved my reply to the DND discussion thread to keep from hijacking this one.

[Ed Mironiuk]

1. A shovel.
2. Ballroom Blitz
3. Bruce Campbell.

Extra points for uber style
I go for....
1) mossberg 590 riot shotgun
2) Satyricon-King
3) Roy Batty

[Vaughn]

I can answer all three of these questions with one word...

Lemmy.

[Bikerpunk]

I can answer all three of these questions with one word...

Lemmy.

I'm just not fucking worthy.

That comment wins.

[Ed Mironiuk]

I can answer all three of these questions with one word...

Lemmy.

Lemmy?
Or his moles?

[Bikerpunk]

Another tack would be to have a seriously horrendous head-erasing weapon, but also the company of Humpty Hump, who'd have the zombies bootay-shaking and entranced in the Humpty while I shot they fuckin heads off.

[evilstonermonkey]

oh, i forgot to mention. ive decided on my weapon.

[Creepshow]

1. those hardcore blades from resident evil!
2.Die Motherfucker Die by Dope
3. Dakota Fanning
Explination to 3: i wanna see her try to hold a weapon and kill something and then end up getting eaten at and turned into a small child-star zombie.

[Morning Glory]

dakota fanning is the anti-christ

[Senior_Diablo]

oh, i forgot to mention. ive decided on my weapon.

hm..i think that will work..