Ahoy lubbers im back

[VoltaireBlue]

What's that red spot on the tree? e_e

that's where it started bleeding when he hit it.

don't mind me, i've been sampling the grog.....

[KilLAtomiK]

Holy fuck dude, first off welcome back, and second off, that SUCKS that you got hurt. So long as you can walk and stuff, you should be good to go. Jesus.

the wreck looks alot worse than it was. my injuries were a broken neck a bruise in my brain and bleeding in my abdomen. i got sponge baths from a hot nurse so who am i to complain lol

[KilLAtomiK]

that's where it started bleeding when he hit it.

don't mind me, i've been sampling the grog.....

im so bad ass i made a tree bleed

[Morning Glory]

I love how you were just like, "oh yeah, ya know, I've just been up to the same old shit. kicking back, playin some X-box, was in a coma for awhile..umm, been catching up on Desperate Housewives. whatever. nuthin new"

[Bikerpunk]

the wreck looks alot worse than it was. my injuries were a broken neck a bruise in my brain and bleeding in my abdomen. i got sponge baths from a hot nurse so who am i to complain lol

There's few injuries more holy fuck, full scale pants shitting brown alert than a broken neck, matey. Christopher Reeve?

It looks worse than it was ---- Jesus mate you're lucky you can type!

[Bikerpunk]

that's where it started bleeding when he hit it.

don't mind me, i've been sampling the grog.....

I'd fucking KILL for a whiskey sour.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Sup, dude. What have you been doing?

-

Ajax, you forgot winning Austria in a bar fight.

Well...Not to make it sound less meaningful, but I actually won it in a balls-to-the-wall thumb wrestling match....

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I TOLD you not to have sex with Ajax Knucklebones without a condom. Or did I? Goddamn it, woke up one morning with a heavy pounding in the rectum and now I can't remember shit.

And for what it's worth, I TOLD you not to have sex with Ajax Knucklebones without, um.... without.... er, showering beforehand? Bringing him flowers? Uh...

Hey, BP, for what it's worth, your ass was tight as a drum.

[Bikerpunk]

Hey, BP, for what it's worth, your ass was tight as a drum.

Was, you bastard.

[jonny.illuminati]

Was, you bastard.

perhaps a little research is in order to determine if it "is" or "was" ...

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Was, you bastard.

Well it was before I took care of it.

[DonkeyMoses]

I'm relatively new here, so I don't know you. Hi. Good ta meetcyha. (wagging tail and sniffing your butt) Glad your not dead or paralyzed.

[incog]

this is whats left of my car


i dont even remember the accident, it left me in a coma for a few days lol

Fuck, man, that looks rough. Good job making it out alive and good to see you back at Blue Blood.

I am having hot nurse fantasies now because of what you posted.

[Senior_Diablo]

hot nurses ftw! lol

[Vexbeast]

I TOLD you not to have sex with Ajax Knucklebones without a condom. Or did I? Goddamn it, woke up one morning with a heavy pounding in the rectum and now I can't remember shit.

And for what it's worth, I TOLD you not to have sex with Ajax Knucklebones without, um.... without.... er, showering beforehand? Bringing him flowers? Uh...

I didn't!

Or not this week, at least... I don't have much recall of last week anymore, every time I try to remember I'm filled with a feeling of immeasurable despair, as if something spiked my drink, ***** me, and was subsequently blocked out by my subconscious mind. o____o


Wait, why can I say fuck, but not ****?

[Bikerpunk]

Naw, you can't say ****. Every time you say ****, ****** or anything derived from it, like ********, *****, *****, ******, etc, the filter blocks it.

You can't say *******, ************, ***********, ***, ****, *******, ****, ******, ******* or even ***** either.

Hope this clarifies things.

[DonkeyMoses]

I love this censorship thing. Otherwise someone might get offended. We woudn't want that. I often feel the need for someone else to decide for me what words not to use. It makes me feel like a little kid again.

[KilLAtomiK]

if i recall correctly **** was only censored so it wouldnt atract the wrong kinds of people searchin for the word elsewhere. we can prety much say anything we want so chillax guys. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker scott baio

[keiko]

if i recall correctly **** was only censored so it wouldnt atract the wrong kinds of people searchin for the word elsewhere. we can prety much say anything we want so chillax guys. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker scott baio

*raises her glass in toast to the late great Carlin* amen.

~K

[DonkeyMoses]

That makes a certain amount of sense, sort of. I just don't understand why you can't say **** but you can say Scott Baio.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Oh you two... spare NO details.

hahahaha

[OrganizedKhaos]

Naw, you can't say ****. Every time you say ****, ****** or anything derived from it, like ********, *****, *****, ******, etc, the filter blocks it.

You can't say *******, ************, ***********, ***, ****, *******, ****, ******, ******* or even ***** either.

Hope this clarifies things.

Put a * in the word to break it up... but is still readable... I'm curious what YOU'VE typed...

[Senior_Diablo]

yeah, some of the censor things are kinda odd..but what ever..



i blame it on canadians..

[Ajax Knucklebones]

It's always aboot those damn Canadians and them messing with censorship, eh?

Next thing you know, I'll be refrained from saying cocksucker in church!..And Iive in the U.S. It just goes to show you the stronghold they have over everybody with their censorship.

Hey man...Where's MY rights?!?!?

[Vexbeast]

Put a * in the word to break it up... but is still readable... I'm curious what YOU'VE typed...

A better bypass is to select part of the word rape and use the font colour tag to colour it black. XD

It doesn't work on some forums. I think the latest update to vBulletin stops it working...

[Senior_Diablo]

It's always aboot those damn Canadians and them messing with censorship, eh?

Next thing you know, I'll be refrained from saying cocksucker in church!..And Iive in the U.S. It just goes to show you the stronghold they have over everybody with their censorship.

Hey man...Where's MY rights?!?!?

foshizzle

A better bypass is to select part of the word rape and use the font colour tag to colour it black. XD

It doesn't work on some forums. I think the latest update to vBulletin stops it working...

mad skillz