Cheese..

[Pull~My~Hair]

really is the god of all foods...

what's your food god?

[Morning Glory]

would you eat a block of cheese in the shape of a dick?

that isn't really a sexual thing, it's just something that I wonder about people whenever I see them (or see them type about) eating cheese.

like, does their love of cheese overcome their aversion to be seen in public eating something in the shape of a dick?

[VoltaireBlue]

all food is god to me; especially the ones shaped like dicks..... hot dogs bananas pickles popsicles..... hooray. i love hot dogs....

[Raza]

like, does their love of cheese overcome their aversion to be seen in public eating something in the shape of a dick?

We're supposed to have one of those?

There was a time when every shop in the amsterdam red light district had a load of those little cock-shaped lollipops lying around, giving them away with every purchase. They tasted rather bland, but it was endlessly entertaining to walk around the city's busy areas fellating them.

[episode allah]

We're supposed to have one of those?

There was a time when every shop in the amsterdam red light district had a load of those little cock-shaped lollipops lying around, giving them away with every purchase. They tasted rather bland, but it was endlessly entertaining to walk around the city's busy areas fellating them.

I was in amsterdam for a week recently. I find the coffeeshops very depressing what with all that Bob Marley and UB40...

[Pull~My~Hair]

would you eat a block of cheese in the shape of a dick?

that isn't really a sexual thing, it's just something that I wonder about people whenever I see them (or see them type about) eating cheese.

like, does their love of cheese overcome their aversion to be seen in public eating something in the shape of a dick?

dude , if it was good dick cheese I'd devour that shit

[Dusk]

Im going with pizza for the win. It has cheese, and you can put pretty much anything on it, so it dosent get boring.

[SyntheticShock]

Mmm, I'm a big fan of dairy. I would be very sad if I should ever happen to become lactose intolerant.

[DoctorZ]

I like pie....

And lemons.

And coconut.

>.>

<.<

I love food.

[Ali Stardust]

i pretty much love all food and i am an amazing cook (in my opinion ) but if you get in between my chocolate pie your in trouble :-)

[Morning Glory]

Mmm, I'm a big fan of dairy. I would be very sad if I should ever happen to become lactose intolerant.

They're just a bunch of bigots if you ask me.

[Senior_Diablo]

I love food.

long time?

[mystoo]

Eating is one of my favourite past times. I'll eat anything. Even mutton...with a side of dick cheese.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I really like edible food. The inedible stuff is really hard to digest. Wax fruit, although it may look scrumptious, is very hard on my colon.

[Dusk]

Now THATS roughage

[VoltaireBlue]

if it has to be cheese then I have to go with macaroni and cheese. it's one of my favorite comfort foods; especially twice baked..... I'm sure if I had to answer this question again in ten minutes, I would have changed my mind. I'm kinda fickle like that.

[Ubiquitress]

I am The Minister of Pie.

[Mindgames]

Bacon. No matter how hard you try, no matter how vegan you may be, the smell of cooking bacon makes your mouth water.

A close second is the insanity that is an unguarded bowl of Jelly Belly...

hooray. i love hot dogs....

Sweet Jehovah you need to read ingredient lists more. I have two words for you:

Connective.

Tissue.

[mystoo]

if it has to be cheese then I have to go with macaroni and cheese. it's one of my favorite comfort foods; especially twice baked..... I'm sure if I had to answer this question again in ten minutes, I would have changed my mind. I'm kinda fickle like that.

Right now I have a massive craving for macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Mmmmmm...everytime I say that it makes people wanna puke but it's soooooo good.

[VoltaireBlue]

Bacon. No matter how hard you try, no matter how vegan you may be, the smell of cooking bacon makes your mouth water.

A close second is the insanity that is an unguarded bowl of Jelly Belly...



Sweet Jehovah you need to read ingredient lists more. I have two words for you:

Connective.

Tissue.

lol, don't ruin it for me man.

[DoctorZ]

long time?

Of course.

[Senior_Diablo]

I am The Minister of Pie.

.....mutton pie?..

[Vexbeast]

I like tomatoes... preferably in club sandwiches.

Pasta is a win in my books too...

[mystoo]

Ewww tomatoes......yuk!

[Mindgames]

lol, don't ruin it for me man.

I'm a firm believer that if you're putting meat in your mouth, you should always know where it came from.

From teh FDA regulations:-

"Skeletal meat ingredients may include beef, pork, lamb, mutton or goat. Meat by-products such as tongue, lips and tripe may be also be included.."


mmmm... goat lips....

[Ubiquitress]

.....mutton pie?..

ah yes mutton pie.... and all the other kinds too. Im a fan of almost every kind of pie i have ever met. Hence the ministering, really I am the Minister of PIe, really,registered and shit. Its something I hold as a decent cure all. I mean shit you'll still have to pay taxes...but it holds up in my court. Bacon is damn good too, and I could write cheese a sonnet. Put bacon and cheese in a pie crust? Tell me your not feelin' better already! Unless of course you have heart issues, then maybe something lighter? turkey bacon?

[DonkeyMoses]

Turkeys don't have bacon!

[drewblood]

loaded nachos..loaded.

[jonny.illuminati]

i pretty much love all food and i am an amazing cook (in my opinion ) but if you get in between my chocolate pie your in trouble :-)

how do you get between chocolate pie?

is that a euphemism... like a chocolate starfish?

because it has been a while since i was between any pie...

sounds kinda kinky...

must be some really good pie...



(sorry couldn't resist.... haven't been online in days)

[Morning Glory]

Turkeys don't have bacon!

I was going to look into what exactly qualifies as bacon, but I decided that I don't really want to know.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Filet Mignon, cooked medium rare, cut likes butter, tastes like butter....And wrapped in bacon to keep up with this post.

[Senior_Diablo]

ah yes mutton pie.... and all the other kinds too. Im a fan of almost every kind of pie i have ever met. Hence the ministering, really I am the Minister of PIe, really,registered and shit. Its something I hold as a decent cure all. I mean shit you'll still have to pay taxes...but it holds up in my court. Bacon is damn good too, and I could write cheese a sonnet. Put bacon and cheese in a pie crust? Tell me your not feelin' better already! Unless of course you have heart issues, then maybe something lighter? turkey bacon?

you have a phd in pie?..or something like that? lol

[Morning Glory]

Filet Mignon, cooked medium rare, cut likes butter, tastes like butter....And wrapped in bacon to keep up with this post.

why don't you just eat a stick of butter then, it's a lot cheaper.

and it's also kind of like cheese. it's cheese's cousin.

[Buster Friendly]

I am Lactose Intolerant.

Mang, FUCK Dairy mang.

Seriously take that cow pus shit somewhere else, fuck a cow fucking cow fuck mother fuckers.

People are too soft, like Brie... fucking 'tolerance' I gotta tolerate all kinds of bullshit in this life, but dairy ain't one of 'em.

Yeah.

[Mindgames]

careful BF.... dems cows knows where you lives...

It's not a good day when you find a heifer on your lawn wearing one black glove.

[Pull~My~Hair]

coconut is pretty fucking awesome too...mmmmm

[OliX]

blue cheese is addictive

[Senior_Diablo]

blue cheese is addictive

blue cheese ftw!..

[Raza]

I am Lactose Intolerant.

Mang, FUCK Dairy mang.

Seriously take that cow pus shit somewhere else, fuck a cow fucking cow fuck mother fuckers.

People are too soft, like Brie... fucking 'tolerance' I gotta tolerate all kinds of bullshit in this life, but dairy ain't one of 'em.

Yeah.

Quoted for lulz.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

why don't you just eat a stick of butter then, it's a lot cheaper.

and it's also kind of like cheese. it's cheese's cousin.

I used to. Then after my third heart attack, my doctor told me that isn't how you're supposed to eat butter. I had no idea.