God sued. God wins.

[Mindgames]

From here

A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit against God was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal the ruling. He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.


Ain't it nice to see that in times of global economic collapse, state senators have the time and money to pursue the really important issues on our behalf...

[Raza]

Western economic collapse. Also, we sorta had plenty of problems before our moneys became at risk.

[OliX]

Can I sue Devil?

[Ubiquitress]

wow really? Asenator sueing God? really? things are just getting weird,how fun.

[a_small_death]

So what other pantheons can we sue this week???

[soma_stardust]

this is what senators do in middle america? wow.
hey, can i sue death? cause that bastard took my mom.

[Morning Glory]

I am going to sue superman, I know that somehow that bastard is responsible for global warming.

[Morning Glory]

They should issue an arrest warrant against God for failure to appear in court.

[Vexbeast]

It's not stupid, he's blatantly insulting the American justice system.

From where I stand, that makes perfect sense.

Although if his intentions were the actual separation of church and state, it would make even more sense...

[VoldtaEngler]

I swear someone tried to sue God a while back and someone posted it here..then I made a George Burns reference and well..point is God won because he owns the judge. :^)

[Vexbeast]

God wins because he buys out the judge with false promises. ^^

I think that's half the point...

[motormenace]

I'm still wondering why athletes don't blame god when they lose? They thank him when they win!!!

[One Eyed Cat]

I'm still wondering why athletes don't blame god when they lose? They thank him when they win!!!

That's what the devil is for. It kind of gives that it just doesn't fucking matter cause one of the deities picks up the tab anyways type ambience to life.

OEC

[Morning Glory]

so the wrong guy got sued? that must be a first.

[motormenace]

That's what the devil is for. It kind of gives that it just doesn't fucking matter cause one of the deities picks up the tab anyways type ambience to life.

OEC

Weeeeelllll, for fucks sake! Thank the devil if you win for once!