But then again, this one might be good seeing as I'm not around those scary normal people.
So let me start off by asking a question. Have you ever been in a Denny's on Sunday morning when some overly tattooed asshole comes stumbling in with his beat up piece of shit truck double parked and he still smells of alcohol because he is actually just leaving the bar because he slept in the bed of the truck to avoid a DUI? Then he sits down, orders some gawd-awful huge greasy monstrosity of a breakfast (quite possibly a double bacon cheeseburger on french toast instead of a bun, with syrup and a side of eggs) with a milk shake? If you answered yes, you've probably been to the Denny's outside of Fort Hood, Texas after I got done spending my paycheck on tattoos and alcohol. Oh, and uh, sorry about puking on or around your car afterward, it was a lot of greasy food...
If you haven't noticed, I get side tracked easily. I haven't even actually said my name yet. So, with that, my name is Nathan Bailey. You can call me whatever the fuck you want, I answer to and ignore just about anything. I'm originally from Chesterton, Indiana (that's near Gary, props to me for living near a former murder capital of the world) which happens to be the hometown of Jim Gaffigan, if any of you follow his comedy/acting career. Right now though I'm in the Army, working on just about 4 years of my 6 year contract. It sucks. The assholes don't let me have piercings and bitched every time I got a new tattoo. Something about it not looking professional or something. Whatever, I just fix helicopters. I'm stuck in the "General Support Aviation Battalion" of 4th Infantry Division's so wonderful "Combat Aviation Brigade" (yeah, supposedly someone high up is taking credit for capturing Sadam, and we're the ones that transported him). Normally I'm causing people's faces to scrunch up into a dirty look in the Fort Hood/Dallas/Austin area, but I'm in Iraq again. On a good point, I am halfway through this deployment.
Wow, I rambled again. Sorry................
As far as I go, I'm just heavily tattooed. I'm currently using a public computer because the internet in the rooms decided to take a shit, so when they fix it I will attempt to put up photos of my tattoos somewhere I can show them to yous guys. But the short rundown, my right arm is tributed to classic horror movies (Amnityville Horror, The Shining, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, It, Exorcist, The Omen, and I threw in the Strangers from Dark City), my left arm is a bunch of dragons, and the rest of my body is pretty random. My favorites though are the gargoyle perched on Celtic knotwork with fallen castle wall stones around it (part of a back piece in progress), the crimson rose in my right armpit, the freedom butterfly with bubblegum pink wings in my left armpit, the Celtic knotwork skull on my right kneecap, the smoking skull on my left kneecap, and a pin-up girl made of tribal on my left side. Again, I'll see what I can do to supply pictures.
I don't have any piercings... anymore. I had my nipples done and a tongue ring because I could hide them in uniform, but I got in trouble off post and they noticed the tongue ring so I had to take everything out. I will be getting my nipples pierced for the third fucking time (yeah, ouch) once I get out and have some other interesting ideas. I'm actually looking into getting an apprenticeship for piercing when I get back to the states, depending on how long I actually stay there this time.
I think that's enough, if you gots any questions, just ask. You people get to be the escape from sanity, so THAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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