I want to Belive.
I want to Belive.
Genetically modified monkeys walking the earth for million years now - yes.
Vampyrs - no.
Please PM me with more info, im genuinely interested.Originally Posted by vampyrdraven666
Dude, I was so wrecked when I wrote that that I could barely lift my fingers, cut me some slack.Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Goddamn single malt whiskey.
I resent being called a troll. I just have strong opinions.
But while on the subject, Rockwulf - credit for that line indeed goes to you, and it made me laugh so hard that Lagavulin went up my nose.
This is not trolling. This is just high imagination and hormones combined with some personal issues. There's nothing wrong with that kid.
And you Rockwulf, you can't call Bikerpunk a troll. He just doesn't deserve it.
It takes a lot to be a troll and one wears that title with a pride.
Why is everyone being so negative? Of coarse Vampyrs exist. If you ever meet someone who really, really, REALLY sucks they are a Vampyr.
Ok, to be fair, this kid just wants some attention. Still in high school, judging by the bashing of other groups("at least I'm not an airhead cheerleader), and the whole "my friends say I'm too happy to be goth" thing. High school is hard on some people I think, and I'm sure they are just hoping to be popular with a certain group of people. Given a chance they will probably stop the douchebaggery and write normal posts. That, or it's a really bored kid writing random stuff on internet boards hoping to get a rise out of people. Mission accomplished, in that case. P.S. There are apparently people who call themselves vampires, but they aren't obviously undead, nor do they live solely on blood. I think I googled that in high school, so that must be right haha.
Woah, woah, woah. I never called BP a troll!
I think in the past I've called him a queer and faggy, but I've never and I mean FUCKING NEVER have called that faggy little queer a troll!
Originally Posted by athenahollow
This is the general forum. There is an erotica forum precisely so the adult subject matter can be segmented off for, ya know, adults.
Just because someone believes they are a vampire doesn't mean they are a teenager. I once dated someone for a day or two, who was def out of high school, who told me a sad story about how his last girlfriend got really really pissed off that he didn't call her for a while and she just couldn't understand that he was "going through the change" at the time. I think I was kind enough to give him change for the Metro when I drove him to it.
Puberty?Originally Posted by Amelia G
Originally Posted by Amelia G
Well, I just assumed that since the erotica forum was part of this, that you had to be 18 to even sign up, to avoid legal issues all together.
And if you read one of their first posts, they admitted they are 17.
Nah, that was me.Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Bikerpunk did stop begging Scar, and the other models for pity sex eventually so maybe he doesn't have to live under a bridge.
Plus having a single malt whiskey shoot up a nostril or two seems fair.
...I do miss the Spanish Language Troll Invasion of '06 (or was that '07?) though. Man that got people pissed.
Maybe we should ask if "vampyres" have a trouble of the penus?
Just a goddamn minute.Bikerpunk did stop begging Scar, and the other models for pity sex eventually so maybe he doesn't have to live under a bridge.
I never did ANY such thing, and that's one comment insulting to me I won't let slide.
There's a line, and that crossed it. I'm whiny, yes - annoying, definitely - creepy, no.
feel free to come to maryland and enjoy a weekend of food and fun with me and the wife... might help take the edge off...Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
I don't recall that ever happening.Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
You don't recall that, because it never happened.Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
O RLY?
Shall we dig up posts where you were being super creepy BP?
Personally I don't think that's necessary, but it CAN be done. I am actually not even interested in doing it, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.
It was a throw away comment, but if you want to get in a snit over it be my guest.
Just a funny little something I found to get half back on topic.
You know what, you're right. In fact, that's the ONLY reason I'm here. TO hit on the various models here and beg for pity sex. You got me banged to rights.Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
So to all the various models here, I apologize for hitting you up for pity sex.
I'm surprised noone's brought up "energy vampires" or "psychic vampires" yet.
Velvet did on first page. Too much bashing, got overlooked.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Tell me you wouldn't like to have sex with any of the models. At least he's honest about it. Why he lies he doesn't masturbate is just another issue and should not be named here.Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
p.s. If any model wants to fly over the ocean to fuck me feel free to pm me I'll make food.
...wait
....Vamypres, or was it Varmpyes. Yes. Back on the topic now!
What kind of food? LMAOOriginally Posted by OliX
You never beg me for sex!Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Then again you wouldn't have to beg...:wink:
Too bad you're a guy.Originally Posted by Joel Awesome
wow, miss a day, miss a lot
nothin wrong with the vampires (or whatever they call themselves this decade).
sure beats a lot of other things out there
Really? Sucking fresh blood is O.K. in your book, huh?Originally Posted by Mr Karl
Fucking Canadians....Yeah...Like the world recession isn't getting you down too?
I still love ya, Mr. Karl...All your magical Canadian "we're cool. The rest of you are fucked" beliefs too.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Yeah but he IS a BB model so technically that fits.Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
But Joel looks great in a dress!Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
I don't beg for sex. Then again, you're in a relationship. I'm no home-wrecker.Originally Posted by Joel Awesome
I agree. A guy who doesn't whack it goes well past "creepy" and lands in "terrifyingly close to psychotic meltdown" territory.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
So you're not creepy. Not at all...
I got other issues. I don't swim or bathe. I'll shower, but I won't immerse myself in a body of water. I hate the feel of it.Originally Posted by Rockwulf
I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of TrvE Vapyre-ismn.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Also 00Godess who are you, you obviously know me from HoD days? PM me.
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Actually BP isn't really creepy at all. He's just somebody with alot to say and all that.
Besides Rocka, really, REALLY... who are you to be slinging the word's 'creepy', and 'resident troll' around? I think you're a pretty big flamer yourself darling.
Does being a vampire mean I have to use 300 yr old spellings of things or can I continue to use updated proper English and Grammar? Does your Cabal know that you're blabbing secrets to the internet at the risk of discovery and ridicule?
~K
Good point, Keiko! Once his Master finds out he's screwed. They'll stake him or expose him on the rooftops.
Im pretty sure it was originally spelled vampyre but im not 100% sure.Originally Posted by Joel Awesome
I like blood (driking ocasionally and even using it to paint) but I dont think im a vampive
Instead of asking who's creepy, it would be easier to ask who's not.
@ Athena Hollow - Does Varm-pye sound delicious?
For the record, I'm a excellent cock.
i seriously worry about people who cannot seperate fiction from reality.
I believe Blueblood has been epic trolled.
/high fives Draven
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