I knew this entire family once that I think would have been perfect for a reality show BEFORE they ever had reality shows. The family consisted of a mom, dad, and 4 grown up sons who all lived in the same house.
The father was a heroin addict who never injected...Only snorted it. He had a wild collection of all kinds of guns. At the same time he somehow was super righteous into family values, yet his family actually had none.
The mom was a closet lesbian. Bull-dyke to the max. She owned a chinchilla.
The oldest son was a flamin' homosexual (30 at the time)which all the other brothers hated because he was a flamer.
The next son was a misery head (28 at the time)who ONLY went to work when his laywer sent him bills. If his lawyer sent him a bill, he'd work a few days at a factory to pay the bill and then wouldn't work again until his lawyer sent him another bill. The son had been arrested quite a few times on drug-related charges. He never had money, but somehow always had food to eat. One time his friend who worked at Hostess, got him a bunch of Hostess snack cakes which he lived off of for entire month. Breakfast, lunch and dinner...Hostess snack cakes. Of course the best part was he had a mouth of cavities and would always have suger shock which he took care of by injesting plenty of darvocets. How he even GOT the darvocets beats the shit out of me.
The next two brothers were twins. The one twin (22 years old) spent all day working on jazzing up antique cars. He never would finish them, but would work on them all day. The front yard was full of them. He also never sold them. He ALSO didn't have a job, yet, like his 28 year old brother, somehow always had food to eat. It's like Easter Island. It was all a total fucking mystery how they always had food. The parents never fed them or gave them a dime. He had a mohawk. Was into skateboarding. And somehow, someway, had a hovercraft....Yet since this was L.I. and the suburbs, he never had a place to drive it. He'd turn it on in the middle of the street and just go around in circles with it.
The other twin sold pot for moolah. He somehow considered himself a rastafareon(?) yet he also was a neo-nazi. Make any sense? Yeah, not to me either. He lived in the basement of the house and had blocks of pot all over the place but unless you had cash (brothers included) he wouldn't smoke with you. When his brothers did buy pot from him, he cheat them on the weight. A quarter was more like 1/8.
The parents lived on the second floor of the house where NO ONE was allowed to go. The boys lived on the first floor(and like I said, one lived in the basement). The first floor looked like shit. Walls painted in the cheapest paint you could find. All the floors bare. Refrigerator was ALWAYS empty. Furniture all looked second hand and the T.V. was like 20 years old. One day we found out that both parents weren't Home (This like, never happened). So we snuck up to the 2nd floor where the parents lived. I was SHOCKED. It was like a super-expensive luxury palace on the second floor. Beautiful painted walls, fancy knick-knacks, crown-molding, beautiful wood floors...Even a fucking jacuzzi.
I spent alot of time hanging out with this family and have a million stories. It's so much fuckin' nuttier than even I described here, yet it really is all true.
So, who's the most fucked up people/persons you have known and why.
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