Favorite Quotes?

[helcyon]

"Fuck with a man's cat and be put on ice. It's the law."

OEC May 2008

[Bacchus88]

History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings us tidings of antiquity.

my honor is loyality

[motormenace]

That's why god gave us baseball bats. Well, have gave us trees, but we know what he was thinking....

- Christopher Titus

[Senior_Diablo]

“Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.”

-Steve Wozniak

[DoctorZ]

"We are too small. On the scale of worlds, humans are inconsequential. A thin film of life, on an obscure, and solitary lump of rock, and metal."

-Carl Sagan

If more people watched Pale Blue Dot (look it up on youtube), the world would be a better place.

[One Eyed Cat]

"Fuck with a man's cat and be put on ice. It's the law."

OEC May 2008

[Dusk]

"Fuck you man! Fuck you in the ear with a power drill!" My friend Damian.

"But talking is so,so .. LIMITING. With a poem, I can express my TRUE feelings-"
"Roses are red/Violets are blue/youre really hot,/ Lets fuck"
"Slightly more taste ful than that thankyou."

[Black Spiral Dancer]

"Money can't buy you happiness. But who wants to buy it? I just want to rent it for a bit!"

[jonny.illuminati]

"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum; qui uictoriam cupit, milites inbuat diligenter; qui secundos optat euentus, dimicet arte, non casu."

**Therefore, he who desires peace, should prepare for war; he who desires victory, should carefully train his soldiers; he who wants favorable results, should fight relying on skill, not on chance**

Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

[Dusk]

Aurum Postes Est - Gold is Power (Fowl family motto from the Artemis Foel sereis, very good take on the modern version of feriesw

[Dusk]

"Let me tell you something about the moose - its delicious" - Zipper Accident comics

[Senior_Diablo]

"Hey, Get out of my rowboat"
-Coal Chamber - Rowboat

[Dusk]

Me: "Hey, I can smell corn chips"
Vincent: *exhales breath near my face*
Me: "Naaah... i think it's your feet"

[Amelia G]

“Captain Zapp Brannigan: I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”
--Futurama

[Ajax Knucklebones]

"Kiss my shiney metal ass"- Bender

[OliX]

I like more "God talks binary" from Bender

[Ajax Knucklebones]

"The sun....Brought to you by the big invisible guy in the sky, you believe in when you are dying"....The Simpsons.

[OliX]

eye for an eye and toothpaste?

WTF did I though about here

Tooth for a toothpaste? Tooth for a paste?

[Dusk]

Its all fun and games til someone loses a nut

[Velvet-Tongue]

Compassion is the root of dharma, egoïsm is the root of evil,
Therefor never abandon compassion, as long as there's a breath left in your life -Jai Santoshi Ma

All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince. -Plato

6. He, who backbites loses his own credit; The slanderer only exposes himself. - Guru IV, Bilawal Rag

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Plato

Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy, and the most aggravated form of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty.
Plato

Ignorance is the root and stem of every evil.
Plato

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
Plato

All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as being self-evident. --Schopenhauer.

[mystoo]

"I fucking love the shit out of you."
-My boyfriend

[ForrestBlack]

What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from." ~Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

Edmund Blackadder

A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn.

And since my girl Dorothy didn't seem to get much love:

• Lips that taste of tears, they say, are the best for kissing.
• Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
• They sicken of the calm, who know the storm
• This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
• There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible, slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead, where there were no paths.
• If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me...
• The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

[aXa]

Its all fun and games til someone loses a nut

my own take on this for years has been:

"its all fun and games until someone loses an eye. then it becomes a sport and we keep score!"


and some quotes from my own writings.

"patience is a virtue; i no longer have."

"i only trust those i can betray."

[nvrsetl]

I was in Thailand and emitting from a grass hut whore house I heard the following shrieking plea in an interrupted verbal cadence; "no G.I., no G.I., peez no G.I., peeeeeeez no puck back hole, you puck my fussy, peez puck my fussy" she apparently didn't like it in the ass from the american soldier.......

[incog]

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Dale Carnegie

[karyn]

"A precious liquid, a poison dearer than that of the Borgias - because it is made from our blood, our health, our sleep, and two-thirds of our love - we must be stingy with it." - Charles Baudelaire on hatred, Advice to Young Writers

[BiggTruxx]

Man you guys have some GREAT effing quotes! Here are two of my faves...

Love is a dog from hell. - Bukowski

Everybody just wants to fuck everybody else. - The Morning Star <--- I was in this band for about a minute. The dude posted his old music recently and no one cared.. mostly cause no one cared the first time around... :P It is not bad if you can handle the sloppy production and "dark guy" persona..... Am I allowed to post a link to it here?

[Rampage]

"Eventually it was discovered that God did not want us to be all the same. This was bad news for the Governments of the World... Mankind must be made more uniformly if THE FUTURE was going to work out... It was about this time that someone came up with the idea of TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION, based on the principle that if we were ALL crooks we could at least be uniform to some degree in the eyes of the law. Shrewdly our legislators calculated that most people were too lazy to perform a REAL CRIME. So new laws were manufactured making it possible for anyone to violate them at any time of the day or night... which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made ILLEGAL."
--Frank Zappa--

[Skeletal LU[s]topia]

- "What is this for?"
- "It's blue light"
- "What does it do?"
- "It shines blue"
- "I see"

[MissCheviousTess]

situation at the local grocery shop
A customer was by mistake charged double for a cabbage.
-It's probably the most expensive cabbage I've ever bought.
Why did it happen?
- Oh, it was due to the fact that a celery landed on this shelf on which a bread was supposed to be.

(yep, that's self explanatory.
As the customer startled at such reply was looking in silent amazement at the shop assistant a remark "wow, that's interesting arrangement of your stock" has slipped out of my mouth before I knew it.
And ackward silence was over.)

[BiggTruxx]

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Anais Nin