Let's not talk about stuff we can't change. Let's talk about pop culture shit to help us deal. Here are some of my favorite movie quotes. Add your own, bitches!
Come on, man. I doubt if you'd recognize a hippie. I'm a capitalist, baby. I work for my living, not suck off somebody else.
You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.
That is a 'Fragance of Love' scented candle, bitch.
I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag!
So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.'
The last time I was in water like this I had to stay up all night picking leeches off of my scrotum.
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
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