Time for those thinking caps to be taken out of the closet.
What would you hate to hear standing at the Pearly Gates ?
Time for those thinking caps to be taken out of the closet.
What would you hate to hear standing at the Pearly Gates ?
"well HOT damn boy, you made it........you just cost me a bet,man...."
i just know they got bets on me makin' it ....well if there is a it,haha, and a they.....
"See, we are real! Now, let's see what you can do to convince us to let you in..."
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cabbage. uugghh i hate cabbag. If they had cabbage everywhere ... fuck it im going to hell lol.
Rednecks with halos - "bendova an squeel like a pig boi"
I'd get the first bus home.
Originally Posted by Trotter
I don't see your name on the guest list.
or
There's a two-drink minimum.
or
Frank Zappa's not here.
"You spell it with an 'E'? Whoops wrong guy"
"You're not getting in dressed like that."
"Sorry, we do not accept un-solicited blondes"
In fact, that is what I want on my grave stone:
UNSOLICITED BLONDE
Sure we'll let you in but you might wanna watch out for Jesus, hes still pissed about that $10 you owe him.
aww crap are thay just letting anybody in these days ??????
OB~26
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i'de hate finding out i left the heating on or something stupid and they were gonna make me pay the bill when im reincarnated.......or they ask a stupid hard question or something to get in
A whiff of elevator music that I know will last an eternity
OEC
Mmm running into the woman I'd said I'd meet up with in heaven without really meaning it. *shrugs*
........ Welcome to heaven, for english press one, eno sserp hsilgne sdrawkcab rof
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