^still a virgin. wishes to do anyone someday
^still a virgin. wishes to do anyone someday
^ is very generous with harsh truths
^thinks devil 13 is v. generous with hard truths
^receiver of harsh thrusts. here have a pixie stick
^ gave me a pixie stick!!!
Also recieved some chocolate coins that were taken from the Viking, Ninja, Pirate Party. =P
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^received a bonk from a pistol butt as I stole your wench
^didnt give brightstar a pixie stick
should stop attempting to bonk My Tush.
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^really desperately needs his tush bonked
^bonk bonk bonk
^loves to bonk
might want to ask for a pixie stick
^changed to yellowbeard
^ doesn't know that I patented that name
^has smelly yellow sulfur in his beard....
^is a slow typer,damn...
^ was caught trying to participate in a threesome with don knotts and mary kate olsen...
^^grinned the whole time ,while watching from the bushes
^tried to "crash" my wonderfull 3 some....
^ now knows the difference between Mary Kate and Ashley
^cried like a lil girl when they turned 18
^^Has a really funny movie avatar..stagger stagger crawl..
^ avatar not quite as funny
^still waiting for his own personal devout worshippers to join in the purple kool-aid drinking fest
^ knows I'm the incarnation of Jim Jones
^is secretly the incarnation of jesus
^ el lugar reservado tenía Jesús encendido para no demostrar hasta
trabajo dos días en una fila
^El Diablo sabe hablar espanol ,Que horror!!!
^ just figured out that purple kool aid actually means grape...
^just found out there is crack in grape pixie sticks.
^ Is rushing out to buy several dozen cases of grape pixie sticks
reminds Me of the Warrior Uli, from a Comic Series.
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^ Is only one star, yet there are always two stars in his posts!
Is overly critical
Hey, I couldn't think of anything else to say at the time
^- Is overly depressiveOriginally Posted by member.php?userid=1142
Isn't a real pirate but is actually a garden gnome
Is not as evil as he thinks
^ Needs more Pixie Sticks
^needs to find that damned garden gnome for some quality one on one time..
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