Paris Hilton Has a Spicy Burger

[incog]

http://www.carlsjr.com/ontv

I heard this got pulled from television. Seems tame enough to me and I like the retro feel. She might be fame hungry and shallow but I'd probably do her.

[Nightmare Pin]

She might be fame hungry and shallow but I'd probably do her.

hahahahah...so true so true...

[killerkat]

i can stand the whore.......

fuck no, i wouldn't even want to touch her...

that was a pretty stuipid commercial too.......has nothing to do with hardys(guessing) until the little star........

[Evilbink]

Pathetic on all counts. It's too sad to comprehend that someone with so much, has so little to offer.

Unfortunately, I would fuck her. My penis makes all my decisions

[Tequila Zaire]

Must...buy...burger.

[Toe Cutter]

She's a twat.
I'd like to see her covered with bloated wood ticks.

[Tequila Zaire]

She's a twat.
I'd like to see her covered with bloated wood ticks.

That's NEXT years commercial.

Truth is the commercial is all a scam. It was "banned" and distributed online as screen captures (questionably high quality ones too) and later began to build a buzz...until it debuted on TV and Online.

It's at least fun...think some have lost their sense of humor for such things.

[Toe Cutter]

It's at least fun...think some have lost their sense of humor for such things.

Your right, I've just had an over-dose of her.

[devil13]

thats why some bitches should be seen and not heard.

[BrightStar]

Although she may be hot, for some reason she also makes Me angry. Not like that matters to anybody though.



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[-=Asmodeus=-]

I would eat that....You make the decision which one I am talking about...

[KilLAtomiK]

i never thought she was all that good looking but upon watching that clip i felt a bit moist in the britches so i guess the advertisement served its purpose now exccuse me while i go t Carls Jr

[johnny]

paris : rich, horny, model-worthy. what's not to like?

[devil13]

paris : rich, horny, model-worthy. what's not to like?

the crap that come out her mouth

[Amelia G]

the crap that come out her mouth

I don't think she is talking in this, although I admit I watched the video without plugging headphones in just to be safe.

I think the rumors about this video being "banned" are total BS and just another example of disingenuous viral marketing. I was at Victoria's Secret today and actually heard two chicks talking about it like it was this huge controversy. Puh-lease.

[ForrestBlack]

The weird thing about that commercial, to me anyway, is that the cheeseburger is nearly the size of her head. Somehow that strikes me as bizarro. I mean, that is one enormous cheeseburger. Are they really that big? I'd be interested if they really are that big.

[Amelia G]

The weird thing about that commercial, to me anyway, is that the cheeseburger is nearly the size of her head. Somehow that strikes me as bizarro. I mean, that is one enormous cheeseburger. Are they really that big? I'd be interested if they really are that big.

I think maybe her head is just really little. You know a lot of heavily photographed people have weird proportions.

[johnny]

I think maybe her head is just really little. You know a lot of heavily photographed people have weird proportions.

Maybe it was why they choose her to make sure the burger looked absolutely humongous... it didn't look that big when it arrive on my plastic tray! Damn, suckered by marketing and advertising again!

[tinstar]

Overhead on my cigarette break the other day....

(Group of 3 people, standing outside mall... 2 teenage girls, one teenage guy, all approx. 17 years of age...)

Girl 1: "I have to do a biography paper. Who should I do it on?"

Girl 2: "Ohmigod. Do it on Hello Kitty!"

Girl 1: "Ohmigod. Hello Kitty is my hero."

Girl 2: "Paris Hilton is MY hero."

Girl 1: "Ohmigod, let's go in the BOOKSTORE!"

Girl 2: "HAHAHA... What for?"

Girl 1: "You can get Paris' book! 'Confessions of a....' a... uh... what's that 'H' word?"

Guy: "Heiress."

Girl 1: "Oh yeah! That's hot!"

-fin.

[inox]

If that vapidity is for real, perhaps they should be locked in a bookstore.

[karamae]

I love Paris Hilton

["Chosen"]

Personally I find Paris Hilton to be well a tad on the ugly side. Would I do her? Well to be honest that depends is it going to get out that I am hitting off Paris Hilton? If it is going to get out maybe but if it just hitting and thats all I can get out of it well there would be no chance of heck in that happening. To me her face is not on point, her body just is not there and I dont see what the big deal is. I would be more likely to hit off her girl Nicole Richie.

[Toe Cutter]

I love Paris Hilton

What exactly do you love about her?

[devil13]

The weird thing about that commercial, to me anyway, is that the cheeseburger is nearly the size of her head. Somehow that strikes me as bizarro. I mean, that is one enormous cheeseburger. Are they really that big? I'd be interested if they really are that big.

whats really bizar is that it fit in her mouth, no problem. makes you think how much she can really fit in there?

[devil13]

What exactly do you love about her?

her face shoved in the pellow with her ass in the air.

[killerkat]

her face shoved in the pellow with her ass in the air.

now only if you forgot to pick her head up.....

[Toe Cutter]

her face shoved in the pellow with her ass in the air.

I'd rather coil a 'Cleveland Steamer' on her chest.

[devil13]

now only if you forgot to pick her head up.....

now who would ever want to pick her head up? as soon as her mouth started movin I would want shove something in it again
you know what would be really fun to do is to put a ball gag in her mouth, grab her by the hair, slap her ass, tell her her sister is better than her, and hold on for the ride

[killerkat]

now who would ever want to pick her head up? as soon as her mouth started movin I would want shove something in it again
you know what would be really fun to do is to put a ball gag in her mouth, grab her by the hair, slap her ass, tell her her sister is better than her, and hold on for the ride

i'd be like holding a cat to a flushing toilet ,but sitting on it...



(you never ever want to do that,it a miracle of nature for something to move like that)

[karamae]

What exactly do you love about her?

I dont know... I just do.
It helps that it really gets on people's nerves when I say that I like her.

[Cerberus]

What the FUCK is wrong with some of you people? I realize I usually lurk here more than post, but the reason I like this board is that I don't see this sort of hatred towards successful sexy women. Some of the things Devil13 and ToeCutter are saying are beyond just rude. Don't like her? Who cares? That doesn't make it OK to be a juvenile PIG.

[Toe Cutter]

What the FUCK is wrong with some of you people? I realize I usually lurk here more than post, but the reason I like this board is that I don't see this sort of hatred towards successful sexy women. Some of the things Devil13 and ToeCutter are saying are beyond just rude. Don't like her? Who cares? That doesn't make it OK to be a juvenile PIG.

Lighten up, we were simply joking. I can't speak for those other lads, but my dislike for her has absolutly NOTHING to do with her gender or her success. I think she is shallower than a puddle?

What kind of boards do you visit where you see a lot of "hatred towards successful sexy women". Perhaps you just like to interpret things that way?

[Toe Cutter]

I dont know... I just do.
It helps that it really gets on people's nerves when I say that I like her.

I can understand that, I have a crush on Anna Nicole Smith.

[devil13]

What the FUCK is wrong with some of you people? I realize I usually lurk here more than post, but the reason I like this board is that I don't see this sort of hatred towards successful sexy women. Some of the things Devil13 and ToeCutter are saying are beyond just rude. Don't like her? Who cares? That doesn't make it OK to be a juvenile PIG.

you must not have ever heard her speak then. yea she is sexy to some people but she is also rude, treats people like shes above them, and dumb as a rock. just to name a few.
she is a clasic example of someone who should be seen and not heard. let me put it to you this way, what if your favorite blue blood model was to come on here and spout off a bunch of shit that made her look stupid, rude, or even to act better than you? would you think less of her? she still may be sexy but you may not care for her views or you may end up finding her just as ugly as her views.
as far as you calling me a juvinile PIG, who the fuck are you to tell me anything at all? if I want to be a juvenile pig I will be. your not my mother, girlfriend, or anything else to me. so fuck you.

["Chosen"]

What the FUCK is wrong with some of you people? I realize I usually lurk here more than post, but the reason I like this board is that I don't see this sort of hatred towards successful sexy women. Some of the things Devil13 and ToeCutter are saying are beyond just rude. Don't like her? Who cares? That doesn't make it OK to be a juvenile PIG.

I dont think anybody dislikes her because she is successful although I often find myself questioning why. I mean outside of her parents she has no real visable talent at all. As for sexy well that is something I also find myself questioning. I mean her face is not that great, she has a little girls body and she just is not that good looking to be honest. Personally Chosen really doesnt get down with many white females but if you want to talk about sexy white females well Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Rose McGowan, Gwen Stefani now those are just a couple of the white girls that have a level of sexiness to them and Id get at them. But Paris Hilton sexy? There is no way in hell I would even consider her remotely sexy. Sorry Chosen just dont get down with the Paris Hilton type.

[Amelia G]

I dont think anybody dislikes her because she is successful although I often find myself questioning why. I mean outside of her parents she has no real visable talent at all. As for sexy well that is something I also find myself questioning. I mean her face is not that great, she has a little girls body and she just is not that good looking to be honest. Personally Chosen really doesnt get down with many white females but if you want to talk about sexy white females well Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Rose McGowan, Gwen Stefani now those are just a couple of the white girls that have a level of sexiness to them and Id get at them. But Paris Hilton sexy? There is no way in hell I would even consider her remotely sexy. Sorry Chosen just dont get down with the Paris Hilton type.

Although much is made of her family name, she must have some abilities besides that name. I don't know if she has siblings besides her sister, but she has a sister who makes far less than she does. So she must be doing something. Can you name her parents? I know I can't. It was her grandfather I believe who made the dough.

Mind you I share your taste and I'd be perfectly happy if various hamburger chains also made retro 80's porn style ads featuring Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Rose McGowan, and Gwen Stefani.

["Chosen"]

Although much is made of her family name, she must have some abilities besides that name. I don't know if she has siblings besides her sister, but she has a sister who makes far less than she does. So she must be doing something. Can you name her parents? I know I can't. It was her grandfather I believe who made the dough.

Mind you I share your taste and I'd be perfectly happy if various hamburger chains also made retro 80's porn style ads featuring Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Rose McGowan, and Gwen Stefani.

Her parents are Rick Hilton and her mother was Kathy and I cant remember her old last name. The mom was a very small time actor back in the day.

As for her sister well you also have to take in to consideration the fact that she also seems to want to stay out of the spotlight unlike her sister Paris. Nicky Hilton twice turned down Simple Life. Once when it first started and then again when they replaced Nicole Richie. Also Nicky Hilton has yet to have a sex tape of her leaked out to the public plus you dont really hear about Nicky Hilton out at parties getting wild and exposing her self and things of that nature. Paris Hilton is not really famous on talent it more so has to do with her lifestyle that keeps her in the public eye.

And I am glad to see that you share the same taste in females that I do. So for that I must say you have very good taste and yea some commercials with those females in it like the one Paris did definately would not be a bad thing.

But all and all if Paris can keep the public wanting more of her and keep her time in the spotlight to go on much longer than I think it should have well more power to her.

[malcolm]

ummm....it's carls jr. the burgers are that big. and her video is hot but I liked last years one with the girl riding the mechanical bull better.

[Tequila Zaire]

ummm....it's carls jr. the burgers are that big. and her video is hot but I liked last years one with the girl riding the mechanical bull better.

Yeah that one was really really good.

[Tequila Zaire]

Mind you I share your taste and I'd be perfectly happy if various hamburger chains also made retro 80's porn style ads featuring Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Rose McGowan, and Gwen Stefani.

Given her career as of late...it could happen. I was a fan of her in her pre gettign knocked up by Charlie Sheen years...was terribly dissapointed by her Playboy shoot.