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    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive
    mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a
    great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly
    because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a
    fucking jerk.

    Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type
    and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to
    reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do
    nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact
    with. You are a prick.

    Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild
    imagination and often think you are being followed
    by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your
    friends and people resent you for flaunting your
    power. You lack confidence & are a whiny bitch.

    Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and
    persistent. You have a dogged determination and work
    like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
    bullheaded. You are nothing but a fucking communist.

    Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and
    intelligent thinker. People like you because you are
    bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
    little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's
    are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic
    and understanding to other people's problems, which
    makes you a sucker. You are always putting things
    off. That is why you will always be on welfare and
    won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a
    Cancer.

    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a
    born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's
    are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
    criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
    are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation
    more than sex.

    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type
    and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is
    sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are
    cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while
    fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

    Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic
    type and have a difficult time dealing with
    reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
    Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of
    venereal disease.

    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of
    the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be
    trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
    because of your total lack of ethics. You are the
    perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic
    and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to
    rely on your luck since you have no talent. The
    majority of Sagittarian's are drunks. You are a
    worthless piece of shit.

    Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative
    and afraid of taking risks. You are basically
    chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any
    importance. You should kill yourself.

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    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a
    born leader; True...
    Others think you are an idiot; Again, true....
    Most Leo's are bullies; I have to strongly disagree.
    You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism; Not true in this case.
    Your arrogance is disgusting ; I have my days.
    Leo people are thieving motherfuckers; Never.
    and enjoy masturbation more than sex; hardly.

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    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of
    the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be
    trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
    because of your total lack of ethics. You are the
    perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    his thing sure as hell has me figured out muahahahahahahahahahah

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    Hahahahhaha....looks like I'm a prick.

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    nd whaatsd wrungh wiht beign druunk?//

    keepsa pain wway..>

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    Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic
    and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to
    rely on your luck since you have no talent. The
    majority of Sagittarian's are drunks. You are a
    worthless piece of shit.

    haha

    OEC

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    Default Re: True to life Astrology guide

    i was born a gemini/scorpio, though i never functioned as either. some of my good friends are born under either of the two constellations, but i tend to loathe a lot of other people born under the two signes.

    i have too much of a cancer in me, i guess -

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    I'm a leo. O_o But....

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    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a
    born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's
    are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
    criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
    are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation
    more than sex.

    I have seen this before. pretty funny.
    Just because we masturbate every second were not having sex doesnt mean we like it better than sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil13
    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a
    born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's
    are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
    criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
    are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation
    more than sex.

    I have seen this before. pretty funny.
    Just because we masturbate every second were not having sex doesnt mean we like it better than sex.
    That's what I was thinking.

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    Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic
    and understanding to other people's problems, which
    makes you a sucker. You are always putting things
    off. That is why you will always be on welfare and
    won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a
    Cancer.
    That's me.. all the way hahaha

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    fuck that is good

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    Default Re: True to life Astrology guide

    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a
    born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's
    are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
    criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
    are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation
    more than sex.

    You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

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    Default Re: True to life Astrology guide

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaotika
    Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type
    and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to
    reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do
    nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact
    with. You are a prick.
    Y'know, this astrology list would've been better if...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbilical Lotus
    nd whaatsd wrungh wiht beign druunk?//

    keepsa pain wway..>


    keeps your pain away.

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    scorpio ...... and i thought we were simply sexual creatures.
    be to be murdered .... gulp!!!!
    ;-)

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