^^is currently tied to my bed.
^^is currently tied to my bed.
^^ has me begging for mercy
^doesn't have to beg for long
^^ hasn't talked to me in a long time.......
what the hell are you talking about me not begging for long? I need some shit explained to me carrot
needs some shit explained to her....or possibly to her carrot??
^is intrigued by the thought of a bondage carrot
^went on a long journey, many years ago, to learn the secrets of the bondage carrot
^Has never eaten a bondage carrot, but once rolled a 3 on a Perform: Carrot Bondage Ceremony check
^^ then found out that the ceremopny was being held by midgets that were dressed as carrots to fools the rabiits and squirrels into believing that the forest was being over-taken by vegetation.. hee that ryhmed
is foamy's second in command of the foamy card cult
^is back apparently (:
^thought he was lost to the foamy card cult
is sitting in the corner
^already pee'd in said corner...is laughing at spiff sitting in it....
^Should be telling others of said corner so we can laugh as well.
works out at a darkgym with a light regimine
^is on a bus
^is driving the bus
^is not really driving the bus.. but wants us all to think he is
^ Once gave a blue whale a hickey
^^ got it all on video, and is trying to sell it @ ebay for over $500
^ Is my highest bidder @ 500.01$.
^sold the video to my perverted next door neighbor
^has a perverted next door neigbour
^is a perverted nextdoor neighbor to someone
i have to pee
will pee on spaceman
^seems to have mistaken the "person above you game" for the "yourself game"
^would never make that mistake
^Won't admit to making mistakes
^Can't wait to make another mistake
^ Made his mistake all over this lady's face
^^ likes his starbucks coffee with a shot of Emo Phillips on the side.
^has "dirty" fun with Tomette the Turkey
"oh yeah baste me...baste me like you mean it!!!"
^^ liked that turkey porn film
wishes she could reach the remote...but shes tied to a random bed somewhere....
^ from the same town as my fuck of a father
^likes chicken noodles
^likes to watch chicken noodle wrestling
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