machina's here with mah nuts on ya chin!

[machina]

hmm. im bored..


so..anyone hear any good jokes lately?!..do tell!

pee ass...i sniff ugly's soiled panties

[Ross Feratu]

sorry, I would, but I do not know any jokes in english...
maybe some weird "german" words:

Schweinekopf (pighead)
Schmalz (lard)
Angelmut Mehrkohl (name)
Schluckspecht (someone who likes to drink a lot of alcohol..)

cheers, ross

[Szandora]

hmm. im bored..


so..anyone hear any good jokes lately?!..do tell!

pee ass...i sniff ugly's soiled panties

I'd sniff any panties of ugly's... dang.

I don't know any jokes. I really bad at that shit. I'm just good at making fun of people.

Damn, baby you've been lookin' all hot and shit lately.

Still up for riding my face til the break of dawn!?

[Ross Feratu]

maybe this one:

What would you get if you crossed a mummy and a vampyre?

Either a flying band-aid or a gift-wrapped bat.



...don't know...

[machina]

aww hehehehe that's cute

i also like the german word for lard...im going to have to use that sometime!

[machina]

I'd sniff any panties of ugly's... dang.

I don't know any jokes. I really bad at that shit. I'm just good at making fun of people.

Damn, baby you've been lookin' all hot and shit lately.

Still up for riding my face til the break of dawn!?

gaaaah that's so cool that yer comming here!! and yes i am going to ride yer face til the break of dawn. we should go kidnap ugly and throw her into the mix!!

[Tequila Zaire]

gaaaah that's so cool that yer comming here!! and yes i am going to ride yer face til the break of dawn. we should go kidnap ugly and throw her into the mix!!

The stuff dreams are made of...and really really really good sets of pictures....SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

[ZeDoCaixao]

schluckspecht. heh, like it. Right, jokes.. umm.. What is endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender ~headbuts wall~ When is a pixie not a pixie? When it's got it's head up a fairies skirt, then it's a goblin. How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? One says,"Hey you get off of my cloud." The other says,"Hey, McCloud get off of my ewe." ehh I dont know, how bout a wav? http://fp.somewhere.plus.com/n9210/W...ng_of_Fuck.wav hmm

[ZeDoCaixao]

Also you could take the Urban Spelunker Sex Survey: http://georgeclark.com/spel/spel1.html ...right, now to get some breakfast.

[shesinparties]

I feel like I want to say something ..only nothing will come out.I am obvioulsy frozen by your style and enchanted by your looks...now I sound like Romeo when all I really am trying to do is say 'hi'

[MikeCreep]

hiiiiiii! sorry i haven't been able to visit because of work / school, but my classes (for this semester at least) end in mid-june - i'll probably ride up for a weekend and crash at a friend's place in ventura so i don't have to do the driving back and forth thing

[machina]

[QUOTE=ZeDoCaixao]schluckspecht. heh, like it. Right, jokes.. umm.. What is endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender ~headbuts wall~ When is a pixie not a pixie? When it's got it's head up a fairies skirt, then it's a goblin. How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? One says,"Hey you get off of my cloud." The other says,"Hey, McCloud get off of my ewe."


oh my fucking god! hahahaha i haven't heard some of those before, i think my fav would have to be the one about the rolling stones..shit man, thanks for the gut busters!

[machina]

Also you could take the Urban Spelunker Sex Survey: ...right, now to get some breakfast.

woa..why thank you!

[machina]

I feel like I want to say something ..only nothing will come out.I am obvioulsy frozen by your style and enchanted by your looks...now I sound like Romeo when all I really am trying to do is say 'hi'

wow, that's very sweet of you to say!! thank you!!

[machina]

hiiiiiii! sorry i haven't been able to visit because of work / school, but my classes (for this semester at least) end in mid-june - i'll probably ride up for a weekend and crash at a friend's place in ventura so i don't have to do the driving back and forth thing

you need to get yer ass here god damn immediatly

[gonesavage]

All I know are dirty jokes...

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't gonna be no ordinary blow job!


Q: What's the square root of 69?
A: Ate something.

[Amelia G]

hmm. im bored..


so..anyone hear any good jokes lately?!..do tell!

pee ass...i sniff ugly's soiled panties

There is a special mental image. Ya know, I have a pair of uglyshyla's soiled panties she sent me as a gift, that sweet girl.

[machina]

All I know are dirty jokes...

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't gonna be no ordinary blow job!


Q: What's the square root of 69?
A: Ate something.

those are cute!!! thank you!

[machina]

There is a special mental image. Ya know, I have a pair of uglyshyla's soiled panties she sent me as a gift, that sweet girl.

lucky!! i know where you live! imma commin right over with the tapatio..are there skid marks?!

[Amelia G]

lucky!! i know where you live! imma commin right over with the tapatio..are there skid marks?!

LOL
I'm not home.
It's all about the blood. Lotta bloodstains. Thoughtful gift, doncha think?

[machina]

LOL
I'm not home.
It's all about the blood. Lotta bloodstains. Thoughtful gift, doncha think?

why yes, i could only hope that one day she would bestow her mesntrual meat upon my eager forhead.

[Amelia G]

why yes, i could only hope that one day she would bestow her mesntrual meat upon my eager forhead.

I suspect you are doomed when she sees this when she gets back to the bayou from New York.

[machina]

I suspect you are doomed when she sees this when she gets back to the bayou from New York.

i can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrightStar]

Some of the Quotes that were kind of funny from my friends:

"Did you ever get bitten by a cock"- In reference to dog and cock fights

"What's the difference between 1/2 and 2/4?" - Some Customer who entered the store

The Cow Isnt Anywhere, The Cow Is In My Mind"- The Sproutling in Lumina****

There are many other quotes and jokes, but I cant remember them currently

[BrightStar]

A quote from Cartoon Network just now:

"Have you determined the cause of death?"

"We are pretty sure it is the knife sticking out of his back, sir..."

[machina]

A quote from Cartoon Network just now:

"Have you determined the cause of death?"

"We are pretty sure it is the knife sticking out of his back, sir..."

hehe, i like that

no joke will ever be as close to my heart as the one from the old ren and stimpy episode "firedogs"

..why did they burry the fireman behind the hill....


BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!"

[BrightStar]

Yep, Ren and Stimpy could be disgusting, but when they were funny, they were hilarious

[BrightStar]

Family Guy-

"And if you are bad, you goto a place where the people are dead and dont know they are dead. they think they are still alive and pray for death, but death wont come!"

"...You mean UPN?"