If a book about your life started circling the literate masses,what would the title of your book be?
If a book about your life started circling the literate masses,what would the title of your book be?
"Anarchy And Mayhem On The High Seas"
What Not to Do With Your Life
K
Ooh, this question is going to keep me up thinking tonight.
i didint take to long to figure mine out but i probably should have given a lil more thought to it
Tell me about it. i still havent found an adequate one yet.Originally Posted by AmeliaG
Things that go BumP in the night...
or
No, Dont, Stop
Maybe just title the book...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupidity in All Forms hahahahahahha
memories that were never true
A foot too big and a Moth too Small
People laughed at me; in a good way
Or maybe
"Here's My Excuse, Where's Yours?"
K
"His Awesomeness was Awesome"
that is such an awesome titleOriginally Posted by Tequila Zaire
Maximum Maximus and how I conquered my fear of being puney
"Prostitution for Dummies"
No, I'm Her Evil Twin:
Yeah, I Said That - So?
~Histrionica~
Knife Fighting for Dummies
Snowwhite and the seven midgets of doom
Rock fights for retards and other social skills
The title for mine would be..........."How to Live With a Bipolar Roommate" and tell all about the shit my fucking roomie did......... I'm glad he's in KC
Becoming A President for Dummies
or
How To Kill Your Wife Without Being Caught for Dummies
"The past isn't perfect, but I used to think it was: and other anectodes of regret and oddity"
'Everything worse than everything else.'
"Cunnilingus for the Orally Impaired"
K
I thought she was legal; Everything goes down from there
It would be a 5 book set
book 1: The Passion Of The Chris
book 2: Sex Symbol, or Charles Bronson Look alike...YOU DECIDE
book 3: 539 reasons why you shouldnt screw somone in the post office
book 4: How to train a midget as a mindless attack...being
book 5: Lousy Kids with Their Music
well thats about right
toodles
The Chris
This lovely world through the eyes of one of her greatest admirers
I guess "Downward Spiral" has been taken.
Gods my life sucks right now.
K
"Whatcha Got Beyach"
I'd take that one too.. I guess we could just die and someone would write shorts about our lives? And publish them as "Downward Spiral".. stuff.. need more alcohol.. *zombie glare*Originally Posted by keiko
I haven't got the gumption to glare... so "sigh* See you at the bottom.Originally Posted by postcoital
K
How about 'Moving Coutour'-- something somebody said once of the poetry of Wallace Stevens- who did a good job of describing how bizarre life is..P.
Friend- sorry to hear this of you and Keiko both- I hope you have friends you can talk to..If nothing else Postcoital- you must have your share of male and female admirers-- enjoy it while it lasts..P.Originally Posted by postcoital
Mommy drinks because you Cry!
yeah thats about right
the chris
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