... would be if GWAR played a show with Charles Bronson. then I could die happy, and I'd have a raging orgasm, and If I was a pussy, then I'd want to bang a chick, but only pussies have sex with women, real men punch stuff and thrash. and then the ground would break open and Satan would come up ( and yeah, I know, I'm ripping off Tryla-G's idea of how the world should end, but he'd be there) cuz Leftover Crack would be playing " It's the end of the world as we know it" and then Satan would ass **** George Bush and then we'd all smoke a crack pipe, and then just like in the book " ban this evil book, Jesus Christ. Satan! Satan! Satan!", Jim Jones would come back from the dead and all the Christians would drink kool aid and cyanide, and then vengeful Norse gods would come down from the heavens and slaughter the human race.
so.. what do you think would be the coolest thing ever to happen in the history of the world?
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