So last night at my bar a buddy of mine was talking about how this girl we know is dating this dude who's a known STD carrier and a scumbag. He said, "Yeah, but just cause she's dating him doesn't mean she has anything." and I replied with, "Are you fucking kidding? Then why is Dustin Hoffman flying a helicopter around her twat?"
I think that was one of my better ones based on audience reaction. What's yours?
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