Hellow

[Bastard]

I'm new and I'm special and I have answers for all your questions.

[Mindgames]

Q1: Who's your daddy?

[Morning Glory]

when will my swedish penis enlarger pump arrive?

[Bastard]

Q1: Who's your daddy?

Easy one.

A1: Your grandfather.

[Bastard]

when will my swedish penis enlarger pump arrive?

Call the customer service on 1-800-PUMP-MY-PENIS

[OliX]

Hellø and welcome!

I too have all the answers I bought latest Mystic 8 ball. What version do you have?

[Bastard]

Thank you. At least you appreciate the magical powers of the 8 ball!

[Vexbeast]

I have a question...

What is the sexiest scientific field of study?

[Bastard]

Definitely not optometry if you thought of that one.

[Wickedanima]

I dunno... there is alot of sexy in science.

[Raza]

P1: P2 is true.
P2: P1 is false.

What's up with this?

[Morning Glory]

because if you only pee once, then you don't pee twice. but if you pee twice, then you have already peed once.

that's some Confucian shit right there.

[soma_stardust]

hellos!

q: what's the easiest way to summon a demon? i got some deals to make...

*tries to be clever and fails epically*

[Bastard]

P1: P2 is true.
P2: P1 is false.

What's up with this?

It's part of the programing equation that is part of a code that provides looping of a certain process.

[Bastard]

hellos!

q: what's the easiest way to summon a demon? i got some deals to make...

*tries to be clever and fails epically*

You just did. What do you need?