Places no one ever goes to on a vacation...

[Mirren]

I will start with Detroit since it is so close to me. No one ever says... "Let's go to Detroit, it's kick ass there".

[VoldtaEngler]

Cambodia.
"and to your left you will see 7 starving children...at the end of the day only 4 of them will see tommorrow...and to your right..."

[Toe Cutter]

Haiti

[hewhoisagod]

Topeka Kansas: and to your left you have a 90 year old preacher with his inbred children with signs saying the US will burn in a lake of fire because americans tolerate homosexuality.

[LoraLie]

Hicks, Louisiana.

yep. nuff said.

[Wickedanima]

Robbinsville, North Carolina

[morbid_lady]

sudbury ontario...home of Canadas largest smoke stack, highest polution rate, obesity rate and teen pregnancy rate...

[Bondage Clown]

How about Rowanda. the happiest place on earth, if you like Genocide....

not once have I ever heard William Shatner push Siberia, The coldest place on hot spot on the planet!

[Mindgames]

Mirren - I once went to Flint on vacation and came back with a wife - so it's not all bad. OK, admittedly it was less of a vacation and more of a rescue mission.. but hell, they're considerate in Michigan.. they only shoot you where it won't show.

Elsewhere.. can't beat Dzerzhinsk, the planet's most toxic town. A week vacation can shave 6 months off your life expectancy.

mG

[mmmcherry]

can't beat Dzerzhinsk, the planet's most toxic town. A week vacation can shave 6 months off your life expectancy.

ew! why is it so toxic? that name alone sounds kinda... sickly hehe...

[Mindgames]

It was/is the town where Russia's main chemical weapons factory sat, so everything from the streets to the cotton candy are streaming with lead, arsenic, dioxins, mustard gas, cabbage....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programme...nt/2821835.stm

of course the USA produced many times more chemical weapons than the USSR ever managed, and still stockpiles more than any other country.. luckily we tend to keep the stuff indoors not just laying about the streets.

mG

[mmmcherry]

ewwwww... no vacationing there... i happen to like my cotton candy with just sugar and cotton candy ingredients in it thanx...

[seeker]

Somalia

[sheramil]

Wangaratta, Victoria. i went there one Sunday for about a month.

[Toe Cutter]

Bangladesh.

[Pull~My~Hair]

Death Valley Ca. the worlds armpit

[Bondage Clown]

Why hasn't anyone posted the most obvious one.... My house (no midgets anywhere, kids don't count)... I was going ot put something else... But i did not want my hand slapped for suggesting the place that certian Suave trolls live...

[mmmcherry]

suave trolls haha ew...
whats wrong with bangladesh... id go... it sounds so pretty!

[Toe Cutter]

whats wrong with bangladesh... id go... it sounds so pretty!

You can't drink the water.

[mmmcherry]

hah fuckin cant drink the water anywhere though... id live on sprite or somethin

[seeker]

chernobyl and it has all those areas to camp.

[keiko]

yeehaw junction/holopaw/narcoosee, Fla. Think Hicks, LA only 30 min from Disney. Alot of people drive through it but because thye blnk on 192 they miss it.

same for Deland, Ocala and Deberry (fla).... think Deliverence. *shudder*

K

[Wickedanima]

Death Valley Ca. the worlds armpit

I thought the armpit was Bakersfield! Death Valley is just one of the layers of Hell. ( ^_^ )

[Mr Karl]

sudbury ontario...home of Canadas largest smoke stack, highest polution rate, obesity rate and teen pregnancy rate...

I actually did but that was a long time ago so stuff's probably changed.... no wait doesn't sound like it has, but it has the big nickle too

[mmmcherry]

i wanna see the giant nickle! thatd be awesome.
this whole thread makes me want to go on vacation though... to adams lake, camping!! i love adams lake <3

[keiko]

Cambodia.
"and to your left you will see 7 starving children...at the end of the day only 4 of them will see tommorrow...and to your right..."

not true, Angelina Jolie vacations there alot, and takes home starving children.

K

[malcolm]

new jersey "yeh.........didnt they have a thing on robot chicken about that place?"

[mmmcherry]

not true, Angelina Jolie vacations there alot, and takes home starving children.

K

omg... souveneirs??

[malcolm]

omg... souveneirs??

no, i think it's just a hobby of hers to keep her mind off of sex since she's a self quoted nympho too.

[mmmcherry]

ah that is true... jamie says she should come over.

[seeker]

Chad

[seeker]

though it does have an interesting insect life & group tours.

[Baby_Switchblade]

Haha, you are SO right, Sheramil! Wangaratta is a pretty dodgy place! Somebody tried to get me to do a TAFE course there, I was like "In Wang? You're fuckin joking, right?" lol


And I suppose I wouldn't like to go on a cruise ship anywhere near the Bermuda Triangle...

[Jax]

My pants.

Oh wait, you said where DONT people go for vacation;p

God Im so clever. And no I havent been drinking.

[Mindgames]

My pants

Thinks back, with greatest respect, to try and remember any point you were seen wearing any....


Anyways, now nobody can take beer on a plane (or toothpaste to draw patterns on the sleeping passenger in front with...), vacations are going to be way less worth it.

mG

[Buster Friendly]

yeah, damn liquids... always trying to cause a security ruckus... but fortunately the war on terrorism can now continue, it was losing steam there for a sec.

i just got back from detroit last month. loved it there. great lebonese food.

...and my ex-pat friends tell me that Cambodia i lovely, and cheap, Viet Nam might be a little more cosmopolitan though.

[mmmcherry]

you cant take toothpaste on a plane?! WHAT the fuck. how you sposed to brush your teeth? jeebus...

[Mindgames]

the statement from DoHS says no liquids, solutions or gels carried in hand luggage or on your person - so even airplane-bathroom sex is going to be boring.

In the UK, they've gone insane. No hand luggage whatsoever, nothing in your pockets, no tax-free goods. They'll only allow ticket/passport carried in a plastic baggie, prescription meds with proof they're life-saving, and "sufficient sanitary products for the duration of the flight but without box or packaging". Sunglasses are OK, the case they live in - is not. Baby formula is allowed if you (a) have a baby and (b) drink it in front of a security guard to prove it's not explosive. I guess they let you drink it then hit you with a stick.

Some days you think the bombers win by getting caught.

mG

[mmmcherry]

OMG WHAT IF YOU NEED LUBE FOR THE MILE HIGH CLUB... damn that would suck...

okay so theres always spit, but that has always grossed me out big time... ghaaaad...

thats some fucked up rules tho makes me kinda glad i dont go on planes haha... ill go buy a huge bottle of gravol and drive thanx

[Mindgames]

The 'shoe bomber' means we all get our shoes x-rayed.. these new guys and their acetone peroxide in cola bottles mean we don't get any liquids..

Man, I hope they never find out you can ram C4 up your ass...

mG