When do you have your PMS?

[OliX]

Just to know to avoid you at that time.
My is at the full moon. Or should I say Fool Moon.

I figured out Bikerpunk had his yesterday on "care" thread

[VoltaireBlue]

I'm not due for about 4 more days. my cycle is like clockwork. I know these things now.

[mystoo]

Always. Don't piss me off

[jonny.illuminati]

Always. Don't piss me off

nice... i do like an angry woman

[ROGIZOID]

the 18 of every month.
hasnt failed me yet.

[lovesluka]

My cycle is like a fucking clock! Every 28 days! My PMS starts about 10 days before I am due for "George" and last until i am about 3 days into it!!!

[VoltaireBlue]

mine only lasts one day.

[lovesluka]

Then you should consider yourself very lucky!!!

[mystoo]

I thought I was lucky, mine only lasts 2 days.
Aren't you all glad you know that about me now?

[lovesluka]

I thought I was lucky, mine only lasts 2 days.
Aren't you all glad you know that about me now?

Very Glad!!! Thanks for filling me in!

[Raza]

I once spent two months taking anticonception pills. Some tranny said it'd make my skin smoother, and some emo 'gender dysphoric' that's too conservative to actually be transexual warned me it'd make me have emotions or somesuch silliness. Did none of those things.

Then I went off it and the emo guy said I'd go into PMS. Didn't do that, either. Wasn't expecting it to.

[keiko]

I guess I'm just so well balanced that I don't "pms" in the traditional way. All that happens to me is my quads (tops of my thighs) get really sore and the next night I don't cuddle well.

Then I spend three to five days kissing my knees begging for Midol and Vodka.

Every full moon like clockwork.

~K

[SyntheticShock]

PMS for me happens about a week prior, my period only lasts 2 days, and I usually get cramps the first day of it.

[Blitz]

i don't get pms, but i get the wrath of mystoo's,she turns into a
"wonderful person"

[Ajax Knucklebones]

My wife had a partial hysterectomy and still like clockwork, even know she doesn't ovulate anymore, she gets PMS once a month. Her boobs get sore and she's "Ms. Weepy". But, I guess that's better than "Ms. Bitch" like Mystoo..Hahaha! ( :

[OliX]

*Makes notes*
*Writes a script for ignoring certain people at certain time in month*

I noticed that amount of stress you take on under the month affects how painful your period will be.

[athenahollow]

I don't have PMS like most females do. There's really no "p" in my PMS, I'm bitchy DURING and not because of hormones, but because I know I'm not having sex for a whole week. Hell, I go more than 2 days and I'm a raging bitch LOL

Glad that after nearly 6 years of sexy mostly every day 3 weeks a month, I am still happy

[Ajax Knucklebones]

:Throws towel under athenhollow: Anything can be done if one wants it bad enough.....

[Raza]

If you care about sex that much, why would you stop for a week? I don't know the extend to which menstruation symptoms vary from girl to girl, but I've never found any substantial reason to hold off with the girls I've been with.

[athenahollow]

:Throws towel under athenhollow: Anything can be done if one wants it bad enough.....

Tell that to my fiance LOL

6 years and I've gotten him to do it twice.

[OliX]

Only twice

Well, most of my girlfriends preferred orgasmic period. Makes it less painful.

[jonny.illuminati]

Tell that to my fiance LOL

6 years and I've gotten him to do it twice.

that is rather unfortunate...

for me it doesn't matter when or what time of the month...

bloodwings

[VoltaireBlue]

mine is today, apparently.

[keiko]

mine is today, apparently.

I hate that. When there is no warning at all and *poof!* That's when I get bitchy. I hate surprises.

~K

[Bikerpunk]

Just to know to avoid you at that time.
My is at the full moon. Or should I say Fool Moon.

I figured out Bikerpunk had his yesterday on "care" thread

Mine's every fuckin' day.

[Bikerpunk]

mine is today, apparently.

I'd comment on the SAVAGE irony of this being TWO days after

I'm not due for about 4 more days. my cycle is like clockwork. I know these things now.

but I'd get my head taken CLEAN off.

However, having had to rush my daughter to hospital again, after a really rough evening, I personally don't care if the Grim Reaper comes knocking, and I've been drinking.

[Raza]

I dunno, that measures maybe 4 out of 10 - or 'Noticable' - on my irony scale; and I would consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur. It lacks in contradictiveness, being only a barely significant arbitrary measure off, rather than the direct opposites that characterise the giants of appreciable irony.

Tell that to my fiance LOL

I can think of ways to solve this problem without anyone telling him anything.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Whenever I hear McCain speak. I have extra heavy flow when Palin speaks.

Just gore everywhere. So many eggs. So very many eggs.

"JOE THE PLUMBER GUYS. HE MAKES 250k BUT HES JUST LIKE YOU AND I : )"

U..urk.

There we go again.

[Toe Cutter]

I eat a whole tub of frosting. Maybe watch a Bette Midler movie if it's really bad...