good investment

[Morning Glory]

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00
today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will
have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago
drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for
recycling refund you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


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Some other dude thought of this, not me. I'm just passing it on. thought you'd get a kick out of it.

works for Sprite too, if you are so inclined.

[mystoo]

brilliant, i've been on this plan for about....17 years now.
i'll drink to that

[incog]

I want to invest with Morning Glory.

[VoldtaEngler]

I want to invest with Morning Glory.

But you have to be committed for the long term.

MG is the 7billion dollar bailout.

[Bondage Clown]

I think that i would rather put my money in Midget Farming. Not so much on the beer, because i can't get Micro-brews in Tampa.

[Morning Glory]

I think you mean Miller Genuine.

[ForrestBlack]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the $214 return come from the deposit you paid anyway? That's not really income, that's a no interest loan to the state. You are not going to gain anything from that plan. Not on a good day or a bad day. People have however, made lots of money investing in every one of those other companies. There are still many stocks you could put your money in today and get a profitable return, it's just trickier with the bears instead of bulls.

[Morning Glory]

you must be a real big hit at parties Forrest.

says the guy who doesn't make a living hanging around with beautiful naked women.

[OliX]

May I add. If you purchase 1000$ of shares in Microsoft now it would be worth 0$ next year about the same date.

[KilLAtomiK]

i know people that actualy lived off collecting cans. evry day theyd make like $50 wich is close to minimum wage anyways. they werent homeless or anything either, they lived in houses and even had cars and evrything.

[Lady Alias]

May I add. If you purchase 1000$ of shares in Microsoft now it would be worth 0$ next year about the same date.

Why?

[Lady Alias]

you must be a real big hit at parties Forrest.

says the guy who doesn't make a living hanging around with beautiful naked women.

[Bondage Clown]

I think i will invest in.. wait.. I will think of something... just hold your breath.. and i will tell when to breathe

[OliX]

Why?

Wait and you'll see

Or don't, just sell all your Microsoft shares immediately if you have them.

[Bondage Clown]

Olix.. If i may be so bold as to inquire in to what is going on... I would like to inquire into what is going on..

Or not .. I don't care.. but you are creeping me out with the Cold war spy language going on....

[OliX]

Good. You should be aware. That way you have more chance to survive.

[Bondage Clown]

Survival is over rated.. Besides who is going to survive longer.. The Brute who beat the crap out of each other.. or the brains that tell the brute to beat the crap out of each other?

[OliX]

Brute-brain hybrid.

[Amelia G]

i know people that actualy lived off collecting cans. evry day theyd make like $50 wich is close to minimum wage anyways. they werent homeless or anything either, they lived in houses and even had cars and evrything.

You can't make that investing $1,000 in beer though. You have to have someone else invest in the beverages and then you just cash in on the cans.

Queue cynical analogies . . .

[Morning Glory]

Ok, so what you do is post this message...

and then steal all the cans from the people that thought it was a good idea.

[Fleisch]

invest on semen, more and more people are looking for an answer to the protein problem, why to have cows or soy plantations when we can use our own proteinfull body fluids?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Brute-brain hybrid.

Ahhh....The action hero type.....Ummmm.....Chuck Norris.

[Amelia G]

Ok, so what you do is post this message...

and then steal all the cans from the people that thought it was a good idea.

Now that's cooking with gas!

[Ajax Knucklebones]

invest on semen, more and more people are looking for an answer to the protein problem, why to have cows or soy plantations when we can use our own proteinfull body fluids?

I find Germans are the one's with the craziest thought process. If my choice is to die or live off semen, yeah...I think I'll be pushin' up the daises. That's just one step away from "Soylent Green"..."They're made of people!".

All living things have protein. If my only choice is semen or say, bugs, I'd be chewing on a juicy grub as we speak. Tribesman seem to have no problem with big ass grubs. I've seen them eating them plenty of times on the idiot box. Saute the fucker with some garlic and butter...Yum yum!

See...Now you have me using a crazy thought process.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Good. You should be aware. That way you have more chance to survive.

Are you sayin' the skin jobs are a-comin'?