I have a midget that is a professional breast examiner

[Bondage Clown]

Take the start of the sentence of the month that you were born in, and then....

january-I am a chicken that loves
february-I am a skinny
march- I am a stupid
april- I am a pimpin
may- I am a vegetarian
june- I am an emo
july- I am a geek
august- I am a dying
september- I am a funny
october- I am a neat
november- I am a perverted
DECEMBER- I have a midget that is a

Follow it with the part that follows the day you were born

1-5= professional breast examiner
6-10=gay photographer
11-15=drug addict
16-20= sex toy tester
21-25= cheap crack whore
26-31= dog murderer

[Pull~My~Hair]

im a perverted dog murderer

[OliX]

are you maybe from police... taking information about us?

If ansver is yes then I am a pimpin drug addict, nice to meet you

[Flip]

I am a vegetarian cheap crack whore

[Sex_Kitten]

I am a dying professional breast examiner

[Buster Friendly]

I am a vegetarian dog murderer

...JOY!

[KilLAtomiK]

im a perverted cheap crack whore yay

[Evilbink]

I am a geek cheap crack whore

[Bondage Clown]

are you maybe from police... taking information about us?

If ansver is yes then I am a pimpin drug addict, nice to meet you

Nope.. I am sitting in the corner laughing at you all

[Spaceman Spiff]

I am a geek sex toy tester

[hewhoisagod]

emo professional breast examiner.................. I guess that's why I always look down.

[Toe Cutter]

I am a chicken that loves sex toy tester

[Rockwulf]

im a perverted dog murderer

ME TOO! Let's be bestest friends!