Laughter - The Best Medicine

[Phoenix Blue]

I love to laugh. Here are a few funnies I've found/received recently. Share some if you have them

Sign in store:





Viruses to watch out for:

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Leaves after terminating some files but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly
expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.


and a funny "Priceless"

Indecent Proposal (Have sound on - warning not work safe)

[Evilbink]

Thank you SO much.. that (commercial) was so fucking funny, I nearly pissed myself.

[mmmcherry]

YESSS... i heard about that c ommercial... but never actually saw it... that is fucking awesome.

btw... that oprah winfrey virus doesnt sound too bad... in the end you get more gigs haha!