Well, here I am here now. Just a hello.

[DonkeyMoses]

Hello.
I am being called The DonkeyMoses. I have all sorts of things to tell you. But I won't.
Well, maybe some things I will.
Ok, I'll tell you all of it, but only one at a time, and please read slowly as I'm not a very fast typist.
I live in the wild-west high desert mountain paridise of New Mexico with my beautiful blue-haired wife, a mangy 16 year old cat, a not as mangy 15 year old girl, and a coyote named Sal Bronson. We someday hope to move out to the blue castle just outside of town where we can build our 18 hole jumbo-miniature golf course by the highway. (I'll show you pictures of the castle when I'm allowed to show you pictures.) My wife, The Ubiquitress, and I came here from Pittsburgh in a two-story campervan of our own modification on the way to San Fransisco. We didn't make it. We found a rich life here, sent for the rest of the family and have made our life and home. The van,"The Flying Wall", rests outside in our driveway defunct. This all might sound like a Tom Robbins novel, but it's my world.
As a life and a living we are puppetmakers, installation artists, performers, theater technitions, props and set builders, wall captains, contractors, constructers, destructors, and conducters. About 98% of it is my lady and I as a team.
And we make noise. Lot's of it. Big heavy drums and sound collage set to an unusual formula of spoken word. You can go to ******* and look up bullseal if you want to know about that. Wow. It really won't let me say the word My and Space put together. That's just goofy.
I found this site after growing increasingly disapointed with Suicide Girls. It's pretty much an alt-mainstream playboy now. BB maintains a pinup class while blurring the line into the erotic i.e. people doin' it and that's ok with me boy howdy. So here I am here now. Probly coulda been here all along but I didn't know any better.
I guess the best introduction is not to tell who you are, but to be what you are. It apears by the longwindedness of this post that I have done both. And I lied. I didn't tell you all of it.

[ForrestBlack]

Welcome and stuff. Sounds like a good life you have set up there. As far as goofy goes, as soon as they want to stop blocking links to to our sites, we'll stop blocking theirs. I guess you could say we believe in reciprocal love. Can't wait to see those pictures. Make yourself at home.

[mystoo]

Hi! You're right, your life does sound a bit like a Tom Robbins novel Which sounds like fun. Welcome!

[Senior_Diablo]

hallo and welcome.. a campervan down by the river? lol..jk

[Amelia G]

Welcome! And thanks for the kind words

[Morning Glory]

I must say that was one of the better introductions that I've read on here.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Your writing style is as colorful as your hair. Welcome to bb .

[Mr Karl]

I must say that was one of the better introductions that I've read on here.

hello

[DonkeyMoses]

Thangx all for the warm welcoming. Glad to be here.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Welcome aboard the Good Ship BlueBlood! Beware the Pirates!

[DonkeyMoses]

But.....but I am a pirate! I'm a nice pirate, though. Not the raping and pillaging kind.

[Morning Glory]

a singing pirate?

[DonkeyMoses]

Why Sure!! (goes into a song and dance about being a pirate that you can't see or hear, but it's really quite good)

[Dusk]

Well there gos my post ( I somehow made the Internets go back to community by pressing Tab and Caps Lock....
Anyways nice beard and my you life as a pirate be long and pirety.

[VoltaireBlue]

hi.

[SyntheticShock]

Hello! Loving the hair.

[jonny.illuminati]

Why Sure!! (goes into a song and dance about being a pirate that you can't see or hear, but it's really quite good)

too bad we can't hear it, 'cause just about any pirate song is a good one... as long as it involves rum, wenches, hemp rope, cannons, sabers, planks, and parrots (or perhaps monkeys)... i was just practicing my pirate jig dance a few minutes ago!

garrr.....

[Dusk]

Yarr splinters

[DonkeyMoses]

That's absofuckinglutely beautiful.

[Dusk]

www.pbfcomics.com
its called "yarteries"

[Dee Bellwether]

OMGdes!

You're totally lots of fun. I really enjoyed New Mexico, you could do ANYTHING when you went into the middle of nowhere. I enjoyed Taos.

[DonkeyMoses]

Only been to Taos a couple of times. I live in Santa Fe which I love but it's kind of a mixed bag. Very open, little to no night life. So we make our own.

[DonkeyMoses]

www.pbfcomics.com
its called "yarteries"

That makes it even better.