Hey, folks! The Wicked Faire people, constantly and sleeplessly working to build more things for freaks to do, are proud to announce their latest event: The Wicked Labyrinth--Edison, New Jersey, September 28th and 29th.

For this event, we are taking over the entire hotel... that's 184 hotel rooms, 22,000 square feet of conference space, and 10,000 square feet of other space, and we are converting it all into Freak Central. Because freaks tend to be po', the cost of admission is a lousy $15--and if you order in advance, $5 of that goes towards gift certificates that will let you buy almost anything within the event, including some food.

For your $15 you get two days worth of performers, concerts, shows, film, talks, workshops, discussions, games, gaming, meeting people, having unique experiences, dancing, bullshitting, and just generally having a good time.

The theme of the Labyrinth is "Denizens Wanted", and our goal, as always, is to bring out people of all varieties who aren't content with ordinary everyday American shopping mall culture. You'll almost certainly encounter stuff you already know and love, plus stuff you never heard of but might well find yourself really enjoying.

Pray, check us out at www.wickedfaire.com--and let us know what you think!

...and buy some tickets, dammit. We need the money.