Present For Amelia G

[BrightStar]

Here is the Song Which is based from Nookie, which was sang /sung by Cookie Monster. (Parody Type Stuff.)


me came into this world as a muppet look into these eyes youll see
that they are googily. big bird in his nest and oscar in his can. ernie is a
guy that lives w/ another man. hey come and join the scene ya know it aint
easy being green. but i did it all for the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) the
cookie (hmm) and me can take a cookie and stick it in my yum stick it in my
yum stick it in my yum. it didnt take so long, why did we wait so long, to
give me cookie, hmm? me caught me cookie in me fur. it is blue, make me pur. me
so hungry. does elmo have me cookie? does gordon have me cookie? who has got me
cookie? me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in me throat. made a mistake, i
should give them a break. my heart will ache. eat a cookie, cuz i did it all for
the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) the cookie (hmm) and i can
take a cookie and stick it in my yum, stick it in my yum, stick it in my yum.

[Amelia G]

And Sesame Street is peeved at me.

[Morning Glory]

they're mad at you for that article? did you send it to them, or do they read these boards.

[One Eyed Cat]

Grover had me arrested after I flaunted my One Eyed Cookie monster in public

OEC

[Amelia G]

they're mad at you for that article? did you send it to them, or do they read these boards.

I've had quite the dialogue with their legal department. Can't tell if Sesame Workshop was genuinely pissed off that I did actual journalism and exposed their health food industry business concerns or a certain competitive tweeze sent the article to their lawyers pretending to be concerned or some combo. I mean, I think a lot of people wrote articles about the bizarre shift in Cookie Monster's character without hearing from their lawyers, but I was the only one who did the research to find Sesame Workshop's corporate partnerships with health food companies.