favorite homer quote/ simpsons episode

[juanicio]

what is everybodies fav. homer quote / episode of the simpsons... my personal favorite is the episode trilogy of error. "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" it's good stuff

[Vitorro]

The first Treehouse of Horrors, where they redo in Simpsons style, the classic "The Shining"

[Zombie_Fatale]

I like the way they roleplayed "The Raven" by E. A. Poe...

and the episode about Bart's childhood :

I haven't seen 'The Simpsons' ever since 1997 ... forgot the titles..

[evilassmaster]

simpsons used to be the best, and are now surpassed greatly by family guy

[DARKGYM]

The episode where Homer gets in shape to climb the murderhorn mountain to impress Bart.

1. (Homer out running late at night passes an all night gym) "gym (pronounced guym) what's a gym? (walks into gym and sees Mcbain working out.) Ohh a gym." (still pronounced guym)

2. (Homer all buffed passes mirror, stops, and looks at himself and says) "Hello handsome, nice muscles, care for a rubdown? Well I'm flattered but spoken for, what the hell give me your number." (flexes muscles and rips his shirt)

[Zombie_Fatale]

Yeah! I did recalled some nice quotes!

Homer: I have my feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy";

Homer: Kids, kids, I'm not going to die - That only happens to bad people

[Tequila Zaire]

Homer: Save us Jeebus!

Really wish I could remember the line where he's talking about he church he "helped" build and what a nice cage for God it is.

[juanicio]

Really wish I could remember the line where he's talking about he church he "helped" build and what a nice cage for God it is.

i love the episode when homer becomes a missionary, that was hillarious. also the one when homer is kidnapped

[DARKGYM]

i love the episode when homer becomes a missionary, that was hillarious. also the one when homer is kidnapped

Lisa: Dad are you licking poisonous toads again?

Homer: I'm not not licking toads. (proceeds to lick poisonous toad and gets high.)

[Spaceman Spiff]

I was always partial to: "Now lets all go back to that...building thingy...where our beds and TV...is." and of course the ever popular "I was raised by TV and I turned out TV."

[RobLongshot]

"mmmmm sacrilicious!"

[Spaceman Spiff]

Not to steer this thread away from the Simpsons or anything, but have you guys heard about the Family Guy movie that comes out on the 27th. I am so looking forward to it. It looks hilarious.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Oh yeah,

Homer: "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax."
Lisa: "Dad, thats 'homeowner' tax."

[Flip]

Saxamaphoneeeeee

[KilLAtomiK]

"Doh"

[Zombie_Fatale]

Oh! Here's the great one!

HOMER : You tried your best and you failed miserably. The reason is 'never try!' "

[keiko]

"mmmmm sacrilicious!"

yeah that's still my fave...
K

[Hannibal666]

Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im. ( about Jesus wearing sandals ).


Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.


Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

[Zombie_Fatale]

Homer: God Bless Those Pagans!

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

I love this one

[Pull~My~Hair]

Save Me Jebus!!!!

[juanicio]

Oh yeah,

Homer: "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax."
Lisa: "Dad, thats 'homeowner' tax."

that episode was great "we're here we're clear we dont want anymore bears"