Helcyon!!!

[OrganizedKhaos]

A woman goes into a lawyer's office & says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and people have sued McDonalds for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes that's true".

The woman says, "Well I'm interested in suing too".

The lawyer says, "OK, McDonalds or the tobacco companies?"

The woman says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

[helcyon]

I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

hehe oh man she should be thanking beer in that case. It blocks out the memory and gives you an excuse to feel like rubbish the next day... erm.... I've heard.

Anyway - sex can be one of the admirable side-effects of drinking although on the other hand....