For Hempknight (or anyone else that wants to Chime in)

[Bondage Clown]

Yo Homey,

Why do you type like only half the screen exists.

Sometimes it is hard to read. I am not being mean, but like the song says

"I wanna know What you're thinking There are some things you can't hide...
I wanna know What you're feeling Tell me what's on you mind."

[HempKnight]

You see.. it goes back to the days
of having spent mind-numbing hours
on a Kaypro.. which only had a 40
column display, so it's just a format
of formatting that has mostly stuck
for many years. Not to mention
those fucking shoutboxes everyone
has on their blogs and anywhere there
can be one.

Plus it's the mini keyboard.. probably
be better if I still had my old AT keyboard.
Like the difference between an upright
and grand piano, plays the same but it
just ain't the same... ya know?







And mostly just to be an asshole.

[HempKnight]

Just be glad I don't type in Quadrex.

[Bondage Clown]

Right on.. thanks for clearing that up...

WTF is Quadrex? Inquiring minds want to know

[GnArKiLL]

for some reason typing sentences like this in full, just seems tacky. I dont know why, it just does,

[Lady Alias]

I always thought it was some advanced english thing.
A mini keyboard limits how many charas per line you write?

[HempKnight]

Right on.. thanks for clearing that up...

WTF is Quadrex? Inquiring minds want to know

QuAdReX sTyLiZeD tYpInG... pOpUlArIzEd By
ThE bAnD, mUdVaYnE. Irritating shit.

[Buster Friendly]

you lie, that was never popular!!

[HempKnight]

I always thought it was some advanced english thing.
A mini keyboard limits how many charas per line you write?

Somewhat as well, with as much as I write
on a daily basis, formatted paragraphs seem
to be more acceptable for more recipients on
many platforms and applications. Some word
processing programs will strip formatting as
well as transcription between document types,
so it just seems to work out better for everyone.

Heheh... mostly it was meant as a joke, but
really.. with as big as my hands are, it is easier
and faster for me to type on a smaller keyboard
in shorter bursts. On a full size I type about 90
to 130 wpm, mini and notebook keyboards.. 60
to 90... I really don't like most of the newer styles
out and the ergonomics aren't conducive for my
productivity whatsoever.

[HempKnight]

for some reason typing sentences like this in full, just seems tacky. I dont know why, it just does,

Plus it just looks funny to me,
especially @ 1920x1080 res.

[HempKnight]

you lie, that was never popular!!

How I wish that was true.. at least for the
segment of people used to be on my IM
list that thought it was the hottest shit
since a Mr. Coffee enema.

[Buster Friendly]

coffee enemas ARE the shiznit...

"I prescribe 15 gallons of yogurt" anthony hopkins
"I could never eat that much yogurt"-mathew broderick
"Oh, it's not going in that end." anthony hopkins

[Bondage Clown]

@t l3as1 u d0n1 1yp3 1n 7331... That is Stupid too

[HempKnight]

@t l3as1 u d0n1 1yp3 1n 7331... That is Stupid too

Indeed... l337593@k is very fucking annoying.

[Mr Karl]

[mmmcherry]

1f y0u c4n r34d th15 y0u r3411y n33d t0 g3t l41d.

[HempKnight]

1f y0u c4n r34d th15 y0u r3411y n33d t0 g3t l41d.

Yep... but we already knew you were annoying.

[mmmcherry]

AM NOT!!! :P thats it, no more pie for you.

[Bondage Clown]

1f y0u c4n r34d th15 y0u r3411y n33d t0 g3t l41d.

I wish I could get LAID... but my sex-drive and the woman's sexdrive are not in synch with each other.. I am a lamborghini, and she is a YUGO... and she admits it.. not like i am being mean.


and where is my pie? Can we work out a trade?

[HempKnight]

AM NOT!!! :P thats it, no more pie for you.

ARE TOO... and NO pie for YOU, so there.