Would you date a zombie?

[Morning Glory]

the subject is brought up at the end of Sean of the Dead, and we see how the non-dead might live with the undead.

[mystoo]

No.

[Senior_Diablo]

well..nope....wouldnt that make you a necrophiliac? lol

[mollycase]

I would date Simon Pegg, if I were single.

[Joel Awesome]

I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.

[One Eyed Cat]

Possibly a reanimated, low maintenance zombie.

[One Eyed Cat]

Would have to also have qualities not found in many zombie mythos: Free will, at least the possibility of being at peace with eternal damnation, opportunity for self-growth and actualization. I refuse to discriminate against the existence challenged, however.

OEC

[Syrran]

I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.

Cindy Bottoms: Hi Timmy. Surprised?
Timmy Robinson: Sort of.
Cindy Bottoms: It's okay. It's sort of cool in a way. And he's a lot nicer.
Timmy Robinson: Do you wanna play catch?
Cindy Bottoms: Sure.
Timmy Robinson: Does, uh, your zombie wanna play? What do you call him anyways?
Cindy Bottoms: I don't know. Right now I'm just calling him 'Daddy.'
Timmy Robinson: Sure, okay. Come on.
Cindy Bottoms: Come on, Daddy.


hahaha he had a pink bow on his collar.

[Bacchus88]

well..nope....wouldnt that make you a necrophiliac? lol

hey Diablo, lets sop the morgue and get a few cold ones?
only if I can reanimate Ann Nichole Smith, just add some more plastic it will be alright...not reallly

[Mr Karl]

nah, in the end the cunt always splits....................(couldn't resist)

[Bikerpunk]

Dead girls don't say no.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Taking the term "Fucking her rotten" to a whole new and horrible level.

[Bikerpunk]

So does "fucked her ass off last night".

[Morning Glory]

I'm disgusted and delighted where this thread has gone.

[DoctorZ]

I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.

That... is an AWESOME movie.

And the faqct that it's Canadian-made is a bonus.

[mystoo]

Forgotten Rebels- Fuck Me Dead

I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body
when I
hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when
you
f**k me dead.
Baby how I love it when you f**k me dead.
Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.
Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when
you
f**k me dead.
Baby I love it when you f**k me dead.
Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you f**k me dead.
Baby how I love it when you f**k me dead.
Baby how I love it when you f**k.


Couldn't find a video of decent quality. Great song though, great band.
AND...the fact that it's Canadian made is a bonus

[Senior_Diablo]

hey Diablo, lets sop the morgue and get a few cold ones?
only if I can reanimate Ann Nichole Smith, just add some more plastic it will be alright...not reallly

sounds like a good idea to me..

[Lilly]

I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.

Is that the guy who keeps a young female zombie as his “personal assistant" ?

[Syrran]

Is that the guy who keeps a young female zombie as his “personal assistant" ?

Yes, Tammy, the one they slapped a collar on before she hit the ground in the grocery store after a brain aneurysm.

[Syrran]

Actually someone online has a list of hottest zombies and I think she's number one , another one being the blonde from Land of the Dead. Personally I think the red head from Return of the Living Dead was the hottest.

On another note I want to be a zombie pinup from zombie pinups dernit!

[Head Wreck]

[DoctorZ]

She may be dead, but she's hot.

[OliX]

What's the difference?

[Bikerpunk]

I'd date the girl at 1:00 in this clip

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VAQez6n48u0

[Velvet-Tongue]

I fucked her to death.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Sex with her was to die for.

[Senior_Diablo]

"i fucked her brains out" lol

[Syrran]

I'd date the girl at 1:00 in this clip

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VAQez6n48u0

...HOT so is the stripper one.

[Bikerpunk]

They Are All Strippers

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.

What if Fido isn't out yet in your country?