welcome to the dark.... you have just accessed the wicked experiance

[shadow slave]

i'm new and from tulsa. now serving midget stew ....

[Bondage Clown]

I think that the Floridian in me is wanting some of that Stew as long as there aren't any Carrots in it.

BTW, Shadow is one of my friends.. and she is almost a midget.. I love her!!!!!!!!

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Midget stew is O.K., but I'll take scrambled baby brains any day of the week.

[Mindgames]

Is a serving of midget stew smaller than a serving of regular stew?

[Head Wreck]

does it contain free range midget or battery pen midget

[Bondage Clown]

Boneless midget is not as good as midget on the bone. hahahahahahahahahaha

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Just remember to baste the midget every two hours to bring out the natural taste.

[KilLAtomiK]

we prefer to be called little people jerk

[Ajax Knucklebones]

we prefer to be called little people jerk

You want me to call you "little people jerk"? That doesn't even make sense.

Well, O.K. So like I was saying little people jerk, baste the midget every two hours to bring out the taste. And make sure to cut that little fucker's head off AFTER he's cooked. That way the juices from his skull will drift south into the body and make for a scrumptious meal.

[mystoo]

we prefer to be called little people jerk

jerk midget

[Fleisch]

vanilla mostly

[Bondage Clown]

Reading this made me snort... umm... AIR.. thats it.. snort Air through my nose...