Have you ever been on a ferry or a $240,000 bus?

**Amelia G** · 01-13-2005

A friend of mine threw a party on a boat on Lake Meade (sp?) and I think the folks who had been going to loan him their buses were not able to for some reason, so there were two kind of normal 4th grade school trip sort of buses and one more luxurious one. The more luxurious one was nowhere near as hoity toity as the bus driver seemed to think however. He got up and told everyone that this was a $240,000 custom bus and he bet none of us had ever been on one of those before. (a) Pretty much every major touring band has a bus that would qualify as one of those and (b) this particular party is a yearly event. Doh.

So the bus driver totally scolds us all and tells us how fortunate we are to be on this bus and we better let someone else get a chance to ride it back and we better keep our seats. Then he proceeded to take forever showing us every feature of the bus. And I mean every feature. Like he didn't just show us that the ceiling changed color; he showed us every damn color it could turn. Then he showed us what the stereo would sound like with a whole variety of different horrid CDs. Then he told us that he would have no problem putting any of us out on the highway if we misbehaved. Do any of us look like we are six-years-old?

Then he told us that we better use the plastic cups because he didn't feel like washing the glass ones. He mentioned this at the end of his long speech, after a lot of people had already mixed drinks and started consuming them. Ew. Fortunately, I was just drinking a juice out of the bottle, as I am totally squicked out by germs.

Rest of shots from this day at this link.

**ForrestBlack** · 01-13-2005

"This is a $240,000 bus and I WILL NOT HESITATE TO THROW YOU OUT in the middle of the freeway in the rain if you PISS ME OFF, so PARTY! ... oh yeah, and I haven't washed any of those glasses you are using in two weeks... enjoy..."

That guy was just killing me.

**MistressJennifer** · 01-13-2005

Magic bus???? Wow, that is kind of surreal. I guess driving a bus makes you feel kind of inferior sometimes and you have to make up for it somehow!!!

**DharmaLion** · 01-13-2005

I rode a $240 fairy once.

I got ripped off though, he wasn't worth more than $50.

**MistressJennifer** · 01-13-2005

If I had $240,000.00 I would not buy a bus!!!

**One Eyed Cat** · 01-13-2005

We drank vodka and sang Ukrainian songs all the way back from DC, twas fun. I usually hate buses.
That bus looks about the same as what we chartered.

OEC

**funkatron** · 01-13-2005

It's the Magical Mystery Tour!

**killerkat** · 01-13-2005

lookin' good in that boot.!!.. Amelia..!....

spotted a few pornstars in those pictures.....not that i would know or anything.......hehe....

**funkatron** · 01-13-2005

Originally Posted by killerkat

lookin' good in that boot.!!.. Amelia..!....

spotted a few pornstars in those pictures.....not that i would know or anything.......hehe....

Wait, you look at porn? OMGWTFLOL????

**adorn_shadow** · 01-13-2005

That is a rocking bus, You guys should have mutinied and threw the bus drivers ass off! fucker!
How dare you not wash the glasses!

**KilLAtomiK** · 01-13-2005

Originally Posted by MistressJennifer

If I had $240,000.00 I would not buy a bus!!!

id buy a pony

i think that guy is mad that he spent his money on a dumb ass bus

**killerkat** · 01-13-2005

Originally Posted by funkatron

Wait, you look at porn? OMGWTFLOL????

haha , i think not looking at porn would be the minority here....hahaha....but me ........never.....well.... (yea right)

**Nightingale** · 01-15-2005

Not wishing to put this particular bus driver in his place, but the bus I drive cost 240,000 Euro without being customised and the long distance buses we use cost nearly double that.

**hewhoisagod** · 01-15-2005

It's only 80,000 for a 74 passenger school bus............ that I'd mod into something pretty cool if I had the cash

**Amelia G** · 01-23-2005

Originally Posted by Nightingale

Not wishing to put this particular bus driver in his place, but the bus I drive cost 240,000 Euro without being customised and the long distance buses we use cost nearly double that.

Believe me, everyone on the bus wanted that bus driver to step off with his bizarre assumptions and poor math skills.

**Nightingale** · 01-23-2005

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Believe me, everyone on the bus wanted that bus driver to step off with his bizarre assumptions and poor math skills.

Well, I guess you either won't be booking that company again or, if you do, you'll insist on a different driver!

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