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    Default Foul-mouthed British parrot banished by embarrassed keepers

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    LONDON (AFP) - A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

    Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

    "He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

    Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

    "Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."

    Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.

    "He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.

    "But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."

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    Default Re: Foul-mouthed British parrot banished by embarrassed keepers

    yeah, reminds me of a parrot that a bird handler kept in her bedroom when it was convalescing, then when it was returned to the zoo it started making sex noise... ho ho hee hee

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