Genetics: Lets play platypus

[Bondage Clown]

Ok, so as a child I wanted to get into genetics, and start cross-breading things..
Like a Great Dane with a Chihuhua...
Change Sheep's DNA, so we could have natural steel wool
Take Bellevueites (Or any snob-town) and cross-breed them with Lemming.. and hopefully take them out of the gene-pool..


What are your ideas?

[KilLAtomiK]

id fuse a kitten and a bunny, you could not even begen to fathom the cuteness overload youd get from that.

[Bondage Clown]

That is just scary... Scary in the fact that any one that reads your post.. can not help but smile...

[Evilbink]

I could go for some Island of Dr. Moreau kind of human genetic splicing. It would be sweet to be able to inject some animal DNA to take on there charateristics.

[Spaceman Spiff]

I would create an anthropomorphic rock and make millions selling them as pets...wait a minute...pet...rock...DAMN!!!

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

[Bondage Clown]

I would create an anthropomorphic rock and make millions selling them as pets...wait a minute...pet...rock...DAMN!!!

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

ROFL

[Pull~My~Hair]

birds and snakes would be neat together...snakes with wings

[KilLAtomiK]

birds and snakes would be neat together...snakes with wings

Close enough right?

[Pull~My~Hair]

Close enough right?

pretty close....

I wonder what a bat snake would look like

[TheDeathKnight]

I don't know that we would really want snakes with wings...

[BrightStar]

Scorpion With A Tomatoe.

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[keiko]

A mouse with a chinchilla = a soft and super fuzzy mouse! Prolly do the same thing with rats so people would stop thinking of htem as "nasty" and start thinking of them as cute.

A porcupine with a rose bush. Just think an attack bush that actually throws its quills at its enemy. Great for planting under low windows as protection against burglers.

K

[-=Asmodeus=-]

A horse with a donkey...I MADE A HONKEY!!!

A donkey with a peanut butter sandwich....Youd get a sandwich with long ears and a piece of ass that would stick to the roof of your mouth....

HERE Is a pretty cool link with some weird pics

[Baby_Switchblade]

i love your idea, Keiko! I so want a well-trained attack bush that will throw its quills at burglars! haha that's ingenious!

[BrightStar]

A mouse with a chinchilla = a soft and super fuzzy mouse! Prolly do the same thing with rats so people would stop thinking of htem as "nasty" and start thinking of them as cute.

A porcupine with a rose bush. Just think an attack bush that actually throws its quills at its enemy. Great for planting under low windows as protection against burglers.

K

Rats are awesome if Vaccinated.

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[Bondage Clown]

Then we can splice apple trees wiht the chemical make-up of C-4 and have a yard onlt a Marine could love

[VoldtaEngler]

A porcupine with a rose bush. Just think an attack bush that actually throws its quills at its enemy.

K

great.. another Bush that likes to attack things.. just what we need!

[OliX]

meatloafs with potatioes... so we could dig out meatloafs instead of killing animals

[keiko]

great.. another Bush that likes to attack things.. just what we need!

Yes but this one actually attacts people that are trying to hurt you. Not some vauge threat that's a world away. Just the guy climbing in your window. :p

k

[VoldtaEngler]

didnt Jeb go through windows before? i know his daughters a coke head so i figured she "learned it from watching you!" ..heh..that bush family.. always keeping it fresh

[Umbilical Lotus]

My genetic experiments would consist solely of making small things really big and big things really small. This is because I really really really really want a bear as a pet. If I can shrink it and ensure that any mauling done will not result in my death, then BEAR YAY.

They're so cute. And deadly. But cute!

Other than that: I'd enlage a guinea pig to the size of a hippopotamus, thus creating the World's Most Irritating Animal. I'd reduce a boar to the size of a small dog, and enhance the "run at things and jab them with tusks" instinct, and then set them loose in schoolyards. I'd make birds really big so I could ride them and poo on people from above. I'd make a man-sized butterfly so people can see how FREAKING FREAKY they really are.

But mostly I want my lap-bear.

[Bondage Clown]

But mostly I want my lap-bear.

I can send you a midget "furry"

[Umbilical Lotus]

I can send you a midget "furry"

That's sweet, but it's just not the same.

Until I become a mad scientist, I'll have to settle for trying to get a demon to inhabit my plush bear.

[Jax]

Oh man...

ME with a Serval!

[cheshire centauri]

some sort of dildo octopus..

[cheshire centauri]

ahh...and some cunt-fish...like little fish gloves that you can buy at the pet store and bring back home...if you can't get any, just slip your hand into the fish bowl, pull out that little contracting gilled fuck machine, then grab your knob and slip it inside.

imagine the opportunities, you could even have, 'rent a fish'; the clerks would have to clean out the fish afterwards...that would be part of their job...

i maintain the intellectual rights to this idea.

[Bondage Clown]

Oh man...

ME with a Serval!

Would you take pictures?