New Member Introduction: Gabriel

[Gabriel]

Good morning everyone. I'm never the smartest person in the room, but at 4:20am my IQ is seriously degraded. I'm too close to asleep to come up with a clever introduction, so you get my zombie-mode greeting.

I found this forum by a link in from the Something*Positive webcomic, which might give you hint towards my sense of humor.
I am a tall, thin, brown haired, blue eyed, American boy upon whom the sun always shines, for whom the birds always sing and to whom life is a grand and happy affair.
I like to hang out in a more gothic arena because the other people who tend to hang about such places are generally more accepting than my hometown folk, and because I have a broken toy complex.
I'm generally quite friendly and sincere, so feel free to hop on over and say "hi".
I have also just started five successive statements in self reference with the letter "I". Gosh, I'm arrogant.

[VoldtaEngler]

hello. Now that ive replied, you are the smartest person on this thread.

[StolenName]

Howdy howdy .. i don't get into anything I can't win so I'll leave any mention of my IQ out of this!

[Velvet-Tongue]

Hiya and welcome to BB = )

[DeviantMommy]

Hello and welcome! I'm new here to,I think you'll like it here,I do so far.
Checked out your profile and the link to that comic...soo funny! Since it's under your "life's ambition" section does that mean it's what you do for a living..did you create that,or is it just something you'd like to do? If the former,congrats,that's so cool,I love comics. If the latter,that's cool too,I thought about doing comic art for a while,but I've kinda neglected my "artistic talent" for quite a while. Being a new mommy and working and stuff,just don't have as much time anymore.

Anyhow,nice to know ya..and sexy picture by the way,it's like an album cover or something,hehe Is that in Detroit? Do you still live there..I have family in Levonia,Michigan.

[Lady Alias]

Heh, I've read that comic. Never knew they provided linkage to here.

Well, howdy and welcome.

[Lady Alias]

Oooh. And xkcd. That's quite yummy.

[mmmcherry]

Being a new mommy and working and stuff,just don't have as much time anymore.

gha... i havent done shit in the past 2 months!!!! i know what thats all about... ive got a book thats over 3 monthsoverdue from the library..
anywhoodles... hi i think that was a pretty good intro for zombie mode my son's middle name is gabriel too! yay for sexy names!!

[Jebadiah]

Its almost time to form a comic book committee,

Greetings

[Gabriel]

hello. Now that ive replied, you are the smartest person on this thread.

Sweet! Time to have a "Who's dumber?" contest!

Howdy howdy .. i don't get into anything I can't win so I'll leave any mention of my IQ out of this!

That comment was far too intelligent, I think it counts the same way that God canceled himself out on page 42 of THGTTG where Babelfish was explained...

Hiya and welcome to BB = )

Thank you!

Hello and welcome! I'm new here to,I think you'll like it here,I do so far.
Checked out your profile and the link to that comic...soo funny! Since it's under your "life's ambition" section does that mean it's what you do for a living..did you create that,or is it just something you'd like to do? If the former,congrats,that's so cool,I love comics. If the latter,that's cool too,I thought about doing comic art for a while,but I've kinda neglected my "artistic talent" for quite a while. Being a new mommy and working and stuff,just don't have as much time anymore.

Anyhow,nice to know ya..and sexy picture by the way,it's like an album cover or something,hehe Is that in Detroit? Do you still live there..I have family in Levonia,Michigan.

Thank you, I do feel quite welcome. And I did not draw that comic, it's drawn by a guy named Randall Munroe whom I've never met, but whose humor I greatly appreciate. I tried to put a link, but the forum informs me I haven't enough posts for that yet. My current position in life is closer to ass-hole, but my ambition is to be a classy ass-hole, a "class-hole" if you will. I do draw, but not well.
Congratulations on being a new mommy, that is busy stuff.

And thanks about the photo, my profile has a link to my ******* page where it places one of my interests in modeling (prayerfully) in fetish wear someday. Is it ironic to pray for a gig in fetish modeling? I'm sure God smiles at that... And yes, I still live in Detroit, or in Warren, which is close enough.

Heh, I've read that comic. Never knew they provided linkage to here.

Well, howdy and welcome.

Oooh. And xkcd. That's quite yummy.

Yes, it's one of my favorites, he's got a great sense of humor.
Thank you! Ya'll are so friendly.

anywhoodles... hi i think that was a pretty good intro for zombie mode my son's middle name is gabriel too! yay for sexy names!!

Thanks! Zombie-Mode for me is pretty much halfway between the "smart-ass" and "auto-sarcasm" modes on any coffee maker.
I like the name. It took me 19 years to accept it, but once I did I think it kicks ass. I still occasionally wish I'd gotten "Dominic" just so I could stay straight faced when I tell people to call me "Dom" but then my sanity comes back.

Its almost time to form a comic book committee,

Greetings

I like the idea. I spent 12 hours each night shift browsing webcomics.
And thanks!

[Janiac02]

Welcome. So far this is the only forum I've seen in which you can state an opinion, and debate, rather than argue with someone about whether it's correct or not. It's very refreshing not seeing words typed incorrectly on purpose, or insults flying where they don't belong. Good place, thus far, hope you enjoy

[Gabriel]

Welcome. So far this is the only forum I've seen in which you can state an opinion, and debate, rather than argue with someone about whether it's correct or not. It's very refreshing not seeing words typed incorrectly on purpose, or insults flying where they don't belong. Good place, thus far, hope you enjoy

I so far have enjoyed. Thank you. I hope you all end up enjoying me too.
Hmmm, does that sound... awkward?

[mmmcherry]

YESSS hitch hikers guide.. <3
mm dom... haha

what webcomics do you read? ive just discovered cyanide and happiness... which im in love with... and nuklear power, and ummm... damn i know theres another one... ill get back to you on that one. im in zombie mode too right now haha...

[Gabriel]

YESSS hitch hikers guide.. <3
mm dom... haha

what webcomics do you read? ive just discovered cyanide and happiness... which im in love with... and nuklear power, and ummm... damn i know theres another one... ill get back to you on that one. im in zombie mode too right now haha...

Well, my all time favorite is Something Positive - Randy Milholland has this dry dark sense of self torturous humor that I instantly fell in love with.
This is followed by the infrequently updated Perry Bible Fellowship which is simply sick and twisted on too many levels. LOVE it.
Third up is XKCD which is a bit nerdy sometimes, but I'm sure plenty here will like it anyway.
Fourth I'll call "Questionable Content" for which I really have nothing to say, check it out when you're bored sometime.
Everybody at least knows about Penny Arcade and MegaTokyo, so nothing worth mentioning there.

I have a huge list of others I frequent... did somebody mention starting a webcomic discussion group? Or at least a separate thread?

I'm not allowed to post links yet, because I'm not at 15 posts, but give me a day or two and I can give you a nicely formatted list for quick reference.

[mmmcherry]

i cant wait
ive heard of a couple of those... my boyfriend checks out "something positive" once in awhile, if thats the same thing im thinking of... xkcd i think ive at least heard of, if not seen... and same with penny arcade, but megatokyo and perry bible fellowship ive never heard of :S haha...
we should totally start a seperate thread...

[Gabriel]

i cant wait
ive heard of a couple of those... my boyfriend checks out "something positive" once in awhile, if thats the same thing im thinking of... xkcd i think ive at least heard of, if not seen... and same with penny arcade, but megatokyo and perry bible fellowship ive never heard of :S haha...
we should totally start a seperate thread...

Well, you could start it and I'll join in right away, or I can find a way to make three more posts and then I'll be able to post weblinks...

And you've never even heard of MegaTokyo? Wow, the MegaTokyo missionaries and HomeStarRunner missionaries are more dedicated than Jehova's Witnesses (apologies if I offend any Jehova's Witnesses, but you guys really do take that spreading the message thing seriously)

On a slightly less interactive entertaining topic, run a search for "Ill Will Press" and "Happy Tree Friends". One is disturbed the other is REALLY FREAKING disturbed.

[mmmcherry]

omfg im in love with ill will press and happy tree friends!!! homestar runner too from what ive seen heh... ill go start that thread
hey do you use msn or yahoo messengers?

[Gabriel]

omfg im in love with ill will press and happy tree friends!!! homestar runner too from what ive seen heh... ill go start that thread
hey do you use msn or yahoo messengers?

I do, I'll add my AIM to my profile.

[mmmcherry]

AIM! hah thats the only one i dont have :S hehe... does that work with msn or yahoo?

[Gabriel]

AIM! hah thats the only one i dont have :S hehe... does that work with msn or yahoo?

Doh! Okay, yes, it's very late at night, I'm going to stick with that excuse. Yes, I use them all, but no MSN at work... I should be updated by time you can check my profile again.

[mmmcherry]

sweet okay
well hey add me if you want... steviesgirl83@hotmail.com
whoever else wants to add me too, go for it... or yahoo pinguins83@yahoo.ca
yay

[Synthetic.delusion]

Welcome to BB... I float around here and there but I'm not on very often. I visit every now and then in my spare time at 1:00AM PST.

Interesting opening post. I found it a little amusing

[Gabriel]

Welcome to BB... I float around here and there but I'm not on very often. I visit every now and then in my spare time at 1:00AM PST.

Interesting opening post. I found it a little amusing

Thanks! I was fairly proud of that opening, I only derailed my brain twice thinking it up!

[Kat]

I so far have enjoyed. Thank you. I hope you all end up enjoying me too.
Hmmm, does that sound... awkward?

Not so much awkward as sounds like you just propositioned everyone here

Welcome to you

[mmmcherry]

sounds like fun all around i think! haha!!

[the_darkness_calls]

did somebody say zombies? hehe
hello and welcome (if I'm still allowed to say that, I've been MIA for a while myself)

[Flip]

greetings, enjoy! zombification is not fun

mmust sleep!

[Black Spiral Dancer]

mmust sleep!

Do your sleeping in the stands of the Stadium of Light!

[Gabriel]

Not so much awkward as sounds like you just propositioned everyone here

Welcome to you

Doomed to be a slut-boy forever...

[Gabriel]

sounds like fun all around i think! haha!!

Half of my mind likes to pretend that I don't say things like that on purpose...

[Gabriel]

did somebody say zombies? hehe
hello and welcome (if I'm still allowed to say that, I've been MIA for a while myself)

BRAAAAAaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss......
It happens late at night, when I've lost my own I end up prowling for someone else's.
And Hi! Welcome back yourself!

[Gabriel]

greetings, enjoy! zombification is not fun

mmust sleep!

Zombificiation != fun || Zombification = fun
Take a look at the Wikipedia article about zombies and decide for your self. Looks to me like it depends which side of the syringe you are on. O_o

And yes, sleep is good.

[Gabriel]

Do your sleeping in the stands of the Stadium of Light!

I do not understand this reference... is the Stadium of Light not a football (soccar) stadium in Sunderland? Why would one sleep there?

Although, right now I would sleep about anywhere...

[Flip]

I do not understand this reference... is the Stadium of Light not a football (soccar) stadium in Sunderland? Why would one sleep there?

Although, right now I would sleep about anywhere...

i assume BSD is trying to take the piss out of my fine heritage :P

luckly i have no intrest in football so it hurt only slightly