Dumbing Down.

[Nightingale]

I bought a portion of Brie from a local supermarket for the first time the other day. In light of the recent thread on McDonalds and the hot coffee saga, can anyone guess what was printed on the side of the packaging?

[morbid_lady]

um...do i want to know....

[Nightingale]

um...do i want to know....

You may well be surprised when you find out ...

[morbid_lady]

ok..i give up...what did it say?

[Nightingale]

ok..i give up...what did it say?

Got to give everyone else a chance to guess (no, that's not what it said, but ....)

[Communist Bob]

Good old fashioned germany cheese that we nicked from the french?

[Nightingale]

Good old fashioned germany cheese that we nicked from the french?

No.

[hewhoisagod]

contents may be hot?

[Nightingale]

contents may be hot?

On cheese?

[hewhoisagod]

On cheese?

what it could be melted........... you thought I was taking this seriously?

[Nightingale]

what it could be melted........... you thought I was taking this seriously?

Of course, after all this is a very serious subject, earthmoving, one might almost say.

[Kidthorazine]

did say something like: "warning: this product contains dairy products" or "warning: this product contains cheese"

[CPRB]

warning it is advised not to eat th crust? it has a amonia like flavour to it from the aging...Brie is from France by the way.....I guess in america all those countries are the same huh? well they are not....

[KilLAtomiK]

Warning:contents may be dangerously cheesy

oh wait thats cheetos

[Nightingale]

Well, I think a day is long enough for all the guesses, and some were coming close, so here it is:

This product contains milk.

[SindelChaos]

Kind of like on peanut packages on airlines the labels say WARNING: May contain nuts.

[Nightingale]

Kind of like on peanut packages on airlines the labels say WARNING: May contain nuts.

I like the may.

[Kidthorazine]

Well, I think a day is long enough for all the guesses, and some were coming close, so here it is:

This product contains milk.

ooohhhh i was right

[Ichigo]

It should really say Warning: This product tastes like cum. Cause that's really what it tastes like. I almost gagged when I tried it.

[Kidthorazine]

It should really say Warning: This product tastes like cum. Cause that's really what it tastes like. I almost gagged when I tried it.

how would you know what cum tastes like my dear

[Ichigo]

how would you know what cum tastes like my dear

I'm not even going to get into that.

[CPRB]

Cheese has Milk!?!?!?! whoaaa uhh oh man it has milk?

[Nightingale]

I'm not even going to get into that.

Damn.

[Nightingale]

how would you know what cum tastes like my dear

Even I know what cum tastes like, including my own.

[Nightingale]

It should really say Warning: This product tastes like cum. Cause that's really what it tastes like. I almost gagged when I tried it.

It all depends on what state the Brie was in when you ate it, and also which make of Brie. Most of the supermarket versions are factory fresh products with absolutely nothing in common with a real Brie. Buy a fresh one, from a cheese store and wait until it is a little bit gooey and runny and that is a real Brie.

Of course, it also depends on whose cum has been tasted; cum changes flavour according to what the donor eats.

[Ichigo]

It all depends on what state the Brie was in when you ate it, and also which make of Brie. Most of the supermarket versions are factory fresh products with absolutely nothing in common with a real Brie. Buy a fresh one, from a cheese store and wait until it is a little bit gooey and runny and that is a real Brie.

Of course, it also depends on whose cum has been tasted; cum changes flavour according to what the donor eats.

I got it from some fancy restaurant in Florida.

[Nightingale]

I got it from some fancy restaurant in Florida.

And paid a pretty high price for it too, I'll bet. I suspect it would have been American Brie, in that case, made in a factory. I seem to recall many places have a thing against French products still ...

I bet you didn't sit there in the restaurant and go: 'Ewww, this tastes like cum ...'

[Ichigo]

I don't really know what the price was, because it was in a buffet. I assume that the price to go to the buffet was expensive because everything on the island that we visit is like that.

Actually I did make a comment to my parents about it.