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This is a disaster waiting to happen.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676
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Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
This is a disaster waiting to happen.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676
Butter up da Goat
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
OMG... Those poor people.. The hot women should migrate to my house... unless one german/philipino gal that is hot and lives near there only wants me for herself
Ceci n'est pas une pirate
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
god i hope m y tow is prepared if all fails il take evrything ive learned from playing video games and go for the head shots
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
well then I think every family'll want one of these...
FEMA my ass!!! they'll abando Pittsburg to the zombies just like they did n'awlins!!!
www.chaffinchshoelace.com/view/2690/
Ceci n'est pas une pirate
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
flame throwers dont slow em down enough itl just make a flaming corpse walk towards you
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
big deal... they're slow (even the running ones) they don't know how to manuver quickly enough to catch you once you know some basic evasion techniques... sure suburbanites are easy prey to the living dead... but city dwellers, by and large are far more callous, and used to dealing with predatory behaviours... both in avoiding it, and perpetrating it...
you can torch 'em, and run... they've got no real game plan... they're just relentless is all... live humans who have no compunctions about wasting other bipeds are much more dangerous ("What Flanders was a zombie?")
a boy and his tiger
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
Well, its a good thing I've spent several years running "training simulations" on my videogame consoles...umm...I mean...in my my zombie battle simulation room...yeah, thats the ticket.
Apathetic Voter
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
pittsburgh full of brainless drooling masses? that's hard to imagine.
wait nevermind, that's everyday.
Negatory
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
PVC weapons are the shit. My bazooka sends a three inch diameter potato slug into a wall so hard it vaporizes! (The potato I mean, not the wall)Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
hahaha!!! I'm imagining a zombie's head getting knocked off with a potato...
...now we want blueprints Rockwulf!!
Negatory
Re: Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
The best part about it is the 3-5 foot muzzle blast.
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