A-salt is an overused pun

[evilstonermonkey]

ok i went out on a kind-of date (dont ask. no, really. its better that way for all of us.) this evening and and got a nice steak dinner. at one point we got into a mini food fight, or 'condiment combat' if you will. at the moment i have salt in my hair and jacket pocket. she escaped with a light pepper coating. i think she is batshit crazy.
shes a keeper
unfortunately the salt in my hair is itching and i never got to taste the pepper. *sigh* twas fun though. just felt like sharing the story as i run my fingers through my hair finding salt crystals.

so what is your weirdest/worst/most impressive date story?

[One Eyed Cat]

She's definitely a keeper. I remember one from long ago. We somehow ended up at a petstore. She loved reptiles .... so .... I shoved this $500 rare iguana down this poor cad's jacket (dunno who he was now) and walked up to the counter. "So what do u feed a ------- ?" I saw the owners come out after I gunned the car about a block or 2 away.

Jackie T

[helcyon]

'condiment combat'

'combat wok'... or maybe 'food for fought' (good grief)...